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Kerri

I am here for Friends

About Me

Life sucks and then you die. That's my philosophy. I'm not trying to accomplish any lofty goals in this life, I am just looking to have fun before I die. Hopefully a lot of fun. And lots of shoes.

My Interests

Boys, boys, all typa boys, black white puerto rican chinese boys, drinking, smoking, eating my own fabulous cooking, shopping on ebay and at thrift stores, singing karoke with my best friend's parents, being a true playa, writing self-indulgent "poetry", hugging my 3 dogs

I'd like to meet:

I appreciate a sharp wit and sense of self. I loathe pretention and hypocrisy. Cool people are to me people who transend labels like race and class, preferring rather to judge people by more important qualities like looks and clothes.

Music:

Patsy Cline, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop, Tupac, SWV, TLC, Xscape, Jodeci, En Vogue, Too Short, Bone, Pat Benatar, Joan Jett, Chili Peppers, QOTSA, Aretha, ELVIS, old No Doubt, The Darkness

Movies:

Natural Born Killers, True Romance, Out of Sight, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Dusk Til Dawn, Clerks, Friday, Super Troopers, Half-Baked, Frailty, Three Kings, The Transporter (yum), Donnie Darko, Army of Darkness, Death to Smoochy, O Brother Where Art Thou, Edward Scissorhands, Shrek, Streetcar Named Desire

Television:

The Sopranos, Sex & the City, The Wire, Six Feet Under, Reno 911, Scrubs, Chappelle's Show, Doggy Fizzle Televizzle, Queer Eye, Friends, Sealab 2021, AquaTeen Hunger Force (number 1 in da hood, g), Home Movies, Futurama, Brak Show

Books:

Like Water For Chocolate, What Looks Like Crazy on an Ordinary Day, The Ink Dark Moon, all Elmore Leonard and Shakespeare

Heroes:

Big pimps like Mae West and Aaliyah, Ballsy babes like Joan Jett and Mallory Knox

My Blog

Sorrow

Is the hot Russian you've been lusting after for months coming into your job your last week there with a chick you know can't be his sister because of how he is hiding from you instead of coming aroun...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

U betta believe it

Which Prince Song You? this quiz was made by Selena...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

As if there was ever any doubt

Thug Bear Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me & Dennis

your asshole. What swear word are you? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Smells like...

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Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My love

I love myself above all else in this world. My love for me is unyielding. If I could slow-motion run into my own arms on the beach, I would. I am the raddest.
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hate

I hate. I hate all, everything, everyone. My eyes are filled with loathing for all I see. The world around me sickens me and steals my hope. I'd like to rain down upon it a hellish bloodbath merel...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Barton's

Why? Why do my best friend and I (and sometimes her sister) continually decide it is a good idea to down a gallon of rot-gut Barton vodka in an evening? Perhaps because, though it tastes like rubbin...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST