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Gus Maple

This is paralysis.

About Me

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I used to be in a band called Dirty Larry, and now I'm not. I spent my summer working in St. Lucia studying an endangered bird. I am currently a grad student at Villanova working towards a masters degree in biology. I like peanut butter and toilet paper...although I prefer to enjoy them independently of one another.

"In the end, our society will be defined by not only what we create, but by what we refuse to destroy." - John C. Sawhill

"There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved." -Charles Darwin

My Interests

Amanda Noce, MUSIC, ZOOLOGY, Ramphocinclus brachyurus sanctaeluciae, Melanoptila glabirostris, cooperative breeding, herpetology, behavioral ecology, evolutionary biology, ethology, ornithology, mammalogy, entomology, natural history, environmental science, conservation biology, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, trying not to procrastinate, philosophizing, balancing really juvenile immature antics with intelligent discussions, haddon heights, cape may, nature, trying to save the world, singing, guitar, gibson guitars, saxophone, writing/performing music, Belize, Latin America, Español, Brazilian Portuguese, rain forests, cryptozoology, evolution, sustainable development, quasi-vegetarianism, attempting to be healthy, attempting to maintain an exercise schedule, facial hair.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people who like to do cool things. Do you do "cool things?" Are you a "cool person?" If so, you are a candidate for meeting me! Also, Bigfoot/Sasquatch/the Yeti/the Abominable Snowman/Skunkape/the Wildman/Yowi or any species of bipedal hominid other than a human!! Dun dun duuuuhhhhhH!!!!

I want to meet peoples, preferable traits:
good sense of humor
an open mind with a desire to learn.

Peopled I'd really like to meet and talk to: Jeff Corwin, E.O. Wilson, John McLaughlin, and pretty much any of the people listed in my hero section.

Music:

Sufjan Stevens, the Mahavishnu Orchestra, John McLaughlin, Rx Bandits, The Sound Of Animals Fighting, John Coltrane, The Evens, Charles Mingus, The Mars Volta, Seu Jorge, Lagwagon, BearvsShark, The Tony Williams Lifetime, Boys Night Out, Circa Survive, Led Zeppelin, Belle and Sebastian, Coheed & Cambria, Matchbook Romance, Five Iron Frenzy (RIP), Thrice, Streetlight Manifeseto, No Use For A Name, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Catch 22, Sonny Rollins, Vince Giuaraldi, the Roots, Badly Drawn Boy, Rufio, Movielife (RIP), NOFX, Starting Line, the Suicide Machines, Avail, Mad Caddies, Mustard Plug, Bigwig, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Bouncing Souls, Rise Against, Atreyu, the AQUABATS, Millencolin, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Finch, Dance Hall Crashers, Biocoogana, Monty, Longshot Hero, Ritter, Breakaway, The Prize Fight, Honest Engine, Pullout, Simetta, SGR, A Case of the Mondays, Remember Daylight, We Explode, I Voted For Kodos, Distorted Penguins, Monty, No Regrets, Luckystar, Valencia, Fake Bakon, Ruder Than You, First Step To Failure, The Skeptics, The Suicide Pact, Red Tuesday, too many bands to list... (I'm branching out and trying to listent to as many different bands and styles and whatever as possible)

Band I am currently in:
??????

Bands I have been in:
DIRTY LARRY, Push Forward Fight Back, Big Fat Huge, Mandatory Exposure, When Everything's Silent, The Get Down Syndrome

Movies:

THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU; CITY OF GOD; The Motorcycle Diaries; Garden State; The Weatherman; March of the Penguins; Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy; I Heart Huckabees; the Royal Tenenbaums; Rushmore; Bottle Rocket; 8 Days A Week; Boondock Saints; Lord of the Rings (all of them); Wasted Apples, Small Kid;Tank Top, Here's To Yesterday (The Station Trilogy); X-Men; X-Men: United; X-Men: The Last Stand; Spiderman; Spiderman 2; Two Weeks Notice (yeah, i know, but hugh grant is really funny in this); Shawshank Redemption; Oh Brother Where Art Thou?; Snatch; The Burbs; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; SLC Punk; Hudson Hawk; Unbreakable; The Sixth Sense; The Fifth Element; Die Hard trilogy; the Lethal Weapon movies; As Good As It Gets; Short Circuit 2; ELF; Deuce Bigalow; Dogma; Mallrats; Clerks; Jay and Silent Bob; Ace Ventura 1 and 2; the Ref; The Godfather; Napoleon Dynamite; Mean Girls

Television:

30 Rock

Books:

Books I'm currently reading:
Principles of Terrestrial Ecosystem Ecology, Comparative Method in Evolutionary Biology, The Song of the Dodo, tons of papers, The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Journal of Herpetology, Journal of Behavioral Ecology, Herpetological Review
Last read books:
Ecology and Evolution of Cooperative Breeding in Birds, Hot Water Music, The Handicap Principle, River Out Of Eden, A Year In The Maine Woods, The Panda's Thumb, The Future of Life, A Farewell To Arms, The Wild Muir, So Excellent A Fishe, One River, On Becoming A Biologist, The Beak of the Finch, Slaughterhouse 5, Charles Darwin On the Origin of Species, The Consumer's Guide to Effective Environmental Choices, The Complete Idiots Guide To Being Vegetarian, The Windward Road by Archie Carr (this book was absolutely great!), Fitness For Dummies, When Smoke Ran Like Water, A New Species of Trouble, Contaminated Communities, The End of Nature
Books I'll hopefully read someday soon:
Consilience, Off The Beaten Path, One Long Argument, Elements of Argument....
Books I hope to read this year/on my list of books-to-read/reread (I'm trying to repent for many years without reading):
The Animal In Its World, A Neotropical Companion, Franny and Zooey, Nine Stories, Jeff Corwin: Living on the Edge, The Great Gatsby, Konrad Lorenz: On Aggression, some copies of National Geographic, Rare and Elusive Birds of North America, Sea Turtles, Lizards: Windows to the Evolution of Diversity, Of Wolves and Men (again), The Naked Ape, Anuran Communication, Sociobiology, and many more
Books I've read, remember, and liked (from H.S. and my youth):
Catcher in the Rye, Grendel, Dibbs In Search of Self, A Raisin in the Sun, Siddartha, Brave New World, The Glass Menagerie, I Am The Cheese, Maniac Magee

Heroes:

Steven Robert Irwin, Jeff Corwin, Mark O'Shea, Nigel Marvin, Jane Goodall, John Varty, Archie Carr, Austin Stevens, Charles Darwin, Tyrone Hayes, the RxBandits, The Sound of Animals Fighting;
anyone who can shovel through all the bullshit, willful incompetence, and irrational people in this world and still be able to positively influence others and maybe leave the world a slightly better place...

Oh, and the creators of these...

My Blog

Day 88: A Reflection

But a few things remain to be jammed inside my backpack. Most of the clothes I stuffed into my suitcases last night and this morning are still moist; I washed all my soiled clothing on Monday, and fr...
Posted by Gus Maple on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:49:00 PST

Day 70

With less than three weeks to go, I am eager for my homecoming, yet my yearning to return home in no way diminishes my enjoyment of the time remaining here. Although, I will say that the end of this ...
Posted by Gus Maple on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:03:00 PST

Day 51

I thought I was overdue for an update. Just in case any of you are wondering, I am still quite healthy and have not yet contracted any weird, rare, tropical diseases. I am fairly tired, though, as w...
Posted by Gus Maple on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:02:00 PST

Day 24

It's hard for me to believe that I've actually been here for over three weeks already. Almost everyday I've been here, with the exception of one Sunday where I sat around and read, has been absolutel...
Posted by Gus Maple on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:00:00 PST

I Won't Be Around This Summer...

Well, I certainly am not feeling too spectacular (some gastrointestinal distress with a bout of sinus pain and muscular ache...good times) at the moment despite the incredible amount of excitement I h...
Posted by Gus Maple on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:51:00 PST

Death of a hero...Crikey!!!

For the past two days, I've been in a state of shock. I tried to convince myself that it was some kind of mistake, a misprint, a cruel joke, but it has finally hit me: Steve Irwin is gone from this ...
Posted by Gus Maple on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:14:00 PST

So what comes next?

Well, it is May 2nd, and I officially walk on May 12th (It's been over a year since I've posted a blog). Five years of college are coming to a close, and I am struck with this overwhelming sensation ...
Posted by Gus Maple on Wed, 03 May 2006 05:25:00 PST

Pokemon?! Pokemon!?

Well, I haven't posted on here in a little over a month so I thought, hey why the hell not post something today? School is starting next tuesday (the 18th), but I'm actually looking forward to it. I...
Posted by Gus Maple on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A sad day in the history of mankind...

Dimebag Darrell was taken from us so young and so alive... You will be missed, oh Thrasher of thrashers, oh Shredder of shredders. I now know what my duty in life is...replace dimebag darrell and ma...
Posted by Gus Maple on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

and the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT!!!!

Well, I'm sure all of you reading this have been wondering: What the buhjeezus has Josh been up to these past few months/weeks/whatevers that has kept him from posting "blogs"??? Well, I'll tel...
Posted by Gus Maple on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST