Hockey, Girls, Beer, StraightChillin, Party's At The Beach house
JUNIOR YEAR IN REVIEW: THE BEACHHOUSE BOYS, LATE NIGHT BEACH TRIPS, SKIM BOARDING WITH THE COORS IN HAND, THE ALWAYS SMOKEY BACK ROOM, MY BROKEN BUNK BEDS, NO SHUTUP FUCK YOU( SMITTY'S ONLY COMEBACKS), RIDIN' DIRTY TO AMATO'S OR WENDY'S, SURFING, ACTIN A FOOL, DANCE PARTIES, BEACHHOUSE BITCHES, CHAMPS GALORE, BEER PONG GALORE, POLIECE BREAKING UP OUR PARTY AND GIVING US PROPS FOR HAVING 10 GUYS AND 50 GIRLS THERE, MISSING MY MOMMY, PIZZA WHAT?? PIZZZA TIME BIATCH, JEANER HAVING AIDS ON HIS FACE, POND HOCKEY AND PUMPKIN BALL, PASSING OUT FROM PARTYING AT 3 AND WAKING UP 3HRS. LATER FOR PRACTICE, KNEE INJURY, SHOTGUN MASTER, IHOP, HOUSE OF PAIN, OSTO-MARSH-MAN, WILLY PASSING OUT AND DRAWING ON HIS FACE, AUGUSTA BROADS OUTDRINKING HALF OUR TEAM, DREW TELLLING EVERYONE HE LOVED THEM, ASSHOLE OLD NEIGHBORS, ICE AGE, HOCKEY, DLEIVERIN PIZZA TO FAT NAKED CHICKS EWWWW, I DID WHAT LAST NIGHT??, JEANER'S STORIES, TEA-CUP...PHEEEEWW, BACKWARDS NAMES( i.e. SYLE KMITH, TASEY CUTTLE, RON JETELLE, SRENDEN BIMMONI), PORN NAMES (i.e. GERARD NORTH, MCLAIN FERRY, MICHAEL WARREN), TRYIN TO SPEAK FRENCH TO PO ET CHUCKY, CHUCK KELLY-HE'S A PERV, TONY TOUGHNUTS FIGHTING ME, FUMBLE WITH DUNGALOO, RORY WIPING HIS ASS WITH USED CONDOMS, DUNKIN BENUTS, THE RIGHT SUB, NICK BLOWING HIS SILVERWARE AT OLIVE GARDEN, FIGHT NIGHT, PJP BUBBLE HOCKEY, STRIPPERS AT THE GYM(MY MOTOVATION),BOOTY SHAKING, SMOKING IN THE LOFT, GIRLS HAVE NO SOULS, MOVIES, BERUIT CHAMPS, JUICY LONES, OAR, SUGARLOAF, GOOD TIMES.....GOOD FUCKING YEAR
Hockey Survey
Basics about you..
what team do you play for?: Jr. Pirates
How many years have you played?: 14
what position do you play?: D
What type of player are you?: Defensive D (stay at home)
Equipment..
what kind of stick? how much does it cost?: Rbk 7k
what kind of skates? how much?: Bauer 8090
kind of tape you use?: friction hahaha
how do you wear your socks?: tounges under heel out
tuck in your jersery?: no im not gay
shirt or no shirt underneith?: shirt
mouthgaurd?: no
NHL...
Favorite team?: B's
favorite player?: Stuart
what do you think about the new rules?: GAY
International..
Favorite team?: Canada
Favorite player?: Ovechkin
who do you think will bring home the gold (men and women)?: Russia or canada
what do you think about the Mens USA team this year?: they blow
What do you think about no contact in womens hockey?: let the broads hit
Numbers..
What were your stats from your last season?: 2g-7a-32pim
The most you have scored in a game?: ever 3 in 1 shift
Most penalty minutes in a game?: i got tossed a few times
in a season?: too many
what is your jersey number?: 14
Have you ever..
Been ejected from a game? Why?: yes cross checking a kids head into the cross bar retaliation
Dropped the gloves? Did you win?: sure
Been taken off the ice on a stretcher?: nope
Injured another player?: ya
Broken a bone? Which ones?: yup wrist
Broken the glass? From a hit or a shot?: shot once in peewees but i think it was alredy broke
been in a fight?: sure
Miscellaneous..
Do you plan on playing hockey in college/Juniors/pro??: yup
if so where?: Assumption College
what can you work on to improve your game?: offensive shit
why did you start playing hockey?: cause i liked the gear
could you live without hockey?: it'd be hard
Do you..
talk shit on the ice?: ya sometimes
Hack?: yup
wear your mouth gaurd?: no
swear?: ya
prefer defense or offense?: D u dip shit
pray before your games?: no
listen to music before?: ya dance party's
play for fun or to win?: i play cause it's what i do
play on a team right now?: men's league
This or that..
Offensive or defensive: D
Rough or clean: rough
goal or assist: goal
black tape or white tape: black
socks or no socks: light socks
clear mask or cage: cage
grip or no grip: grip
olympic size or regular ice: reg
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