I accept your premise...I reject your conclusion. Hey, thanks for stumbling upon my little home on the inter-web. My name is Laura and I am 18 years old. I have FINALLY graduated from the torture pit that is Lancaster High School and am ready to move on to bigger and better things. At the end of August I will be leaving for Erskine College and I am really excited!!! It took me a long time, but this year in high school I finally became comfortable and less shy. I like to laugh (I'm a total comedy nerd--and a nerd in general). My favorite comedians include (but not exclusive to) Steve Martin, Andy Kaufman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Emo Philips, Eddie Izzard, Ricky Gervais, Monty Python (that whole lot), Conan O'Brien, John Ritter, and Robin Williams. I am also a vinyl record buff (check under my pictures in "Vinyl Collection") and love music. My favorite band is THE BEATLES--nah duh, and my favorite Beatle is probably...John Lennon. I also love to listen to Simon and Garfunkel (in the sounds of silence...) and I like random other artists (Weird Al Yankovic for one--who I got to see up close at his concert in August 2007. He shook my hand!!) I like to read and write. For the time being I work at Goody's department store and can be seen around town driving my 1996 Saturn. It's the "best" car you have EVER seen in your life. So...this is me, that's it. I'm out of here!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE SONG LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6/27/08: Three's Company Theme
6/28/08: Laverne & Shirley Theme
6/29/08: Love is All Around (Theme to The Mary Tyler Moore Show)
Andy Kaufman
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Ahh...the memories...this is the best!!
"You know how when you pee in the toilet it sounds like a chipmunk commanding you to kill Kenny G?"
Love ya Emo!!!
Emo Philips on Religion
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About You...
Age 18
Birthplace Rock Hill, SC
Current Location Lancaster for now but in August I'll be moving to Due West.
Hair Color Dark Brown
Eye Color Brown
Height 5'6"
Heritage Scots Irish
Your fears drowning, having the whole world know I'm an alien...oops!
Your weakness funny guys. If a guy is funny then...forget everything else! lol.
Goal for today Figure out Mick Jagger's sexuality!! lol
Goal for this year Have a great time at college and learn the ENTIRE Three's Company theme.
Lifetime goal Marry Paul McCartney and have 10 kids. lol...jk. Really idk.
When do you want to get married? I'd say...mid twenties? I don't know I guess whenever the right person comes along.
and to whom? Like I said....Paul McCartney!! lol
Ever been in love? Not really
Currently in love? No
Do you think you are attractive? I don't think anyone finds themselves attractive...and if you do it's kind of sickening
Your best physical feature hmm....my hands. lol. I just like how long my fingers are.
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi... nope
gone skinny dipping... nope
been beaten up... only by siblings, but I'm sure that there are people who want to beat me up
wanted to kill someone... haha....I think we all have times whre we want to telepathically make someones head explode..
gone a week without MySpace... Yeah, I think so. Before I HAD a myspace.
gone a week without TV... When I used to go off to Bonclarken (church camp) in the summers I'd go nearly a week. Sun-Fri.
Who's the last person to...
kiss you... ....
say hi to you... my parents
talk to you... my sister
What's the last...
Time you cried? um....maybe a few weeks ago. It's actually been a while
Book you've read? Well...right now I'm reading One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Store you've been in? Walmart
Can you...
Dance? CAN I? No. Do I try when I listen to the Bee Gees? YES.
Speak a differenty language? I know like level one French words.
Cook? Yes, actually pretty well too.
Write w/ both hands? No, believe it or not...that was one of my goals once and I gave it up.
Whistle? Yeah, but not the finger whistle (like Alice from the Brady Bunch used to do)
Finish the line...
If I had a... hammer
I would hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, and all over this land.
So I can die happy, I must live to see Jetson cars.
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