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About Me

Well, I graduated from Cascade high school up in E-town. I like to listen to new kids on the block while watching Cum Guzzling Butt Sluts 4...or 7 they're both classics really. No, I kid but I do enjoy parties and drinking. I'm a whiskey girl! SHIT! Family guys on...I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I like to see how many jelly beans I can fit up my nose before I have to go to the emergency room.
Your Monster Profile
Infamous Troll

You Feast On: Beer

You Lurk Around In: Swingers Clubs

You Especially Like to Torment: Boys who wear make up What's Your Monster Name?

I'd like to meet:

um, I'd LIKE to meet a taco that shits ice cream so unless your the taco of my dreams im not interested
How to make a The German and the Jew
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
5 parts crazyiness
1 part ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little sadness if desired!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Music:

LOOK OUT!
??? the german and the jew is a radioactive squirrel!!
Username:
From Go-Quiz.comVeruca Salt, A Perfect Circle, TOOL!, Dropkick Murphy's, Dead Milkmen, Dido, oh yeah, and New Kids on the Block

Movies:

But I'm a Cheerleader, Girl Interupted, Drop Dead Gorgeous, SuperStar, Cum Guzzling Butt Sluts 4...

Television:

family guy, futurama, house, CSI oh yeah grisems a hottie

Books:

Robert Jordan books, Those Avalon books are pretty nifty, harry potter...no liz...no star wars....
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Heroes:

adopt your own virtual pet!"Through me the way into the suffering city, Through me the way to the eternal pain, Through me the way that runs among the lost. Justice urged on my high artificer; My maker was divine authority, The highest wisdom, and the primal love. Before me nothing but eternal things were made, And I endure eternally. Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Extreme
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

My Blog

woooooow

waking up in this house is the least productive thing i can do for the health of my heart and my sanity. someone used my toothbrush again, someone moved my towels again, and theyre wet which means the...
Posted by The German and the Jew on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:09:00 PST

there is poultry...

...on the counteri feel oddly decived this morning...i dont care to know how to spell properly either. i dont really like doing this, but i feel the compulsion to, i feel the need to pick people apart...
Posted by The German and the Jew on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:30:00 PST

CHEESY BEEFY!!!!

1. Introduce yourself:no2. It's Thursday at noon, where are you usually?sleeping for work3. Who are the last four people to send you a text message...
Posted by The German and the Jew on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:40:00 PST

people suck

people really do, they never want to take themselves as they are, ever. and they never want to take other people as they are. people like to pretend they have independence when to the outer eye it see...
Posted by The German and the Jew on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:30:00 PST

iz me bday

i went to a ten hour long concert...and i moshed during social distortion, thought i was going to die lol, some guy caught on my pants and i figured that it was a bad idea to be moshing lol but before...
Posted by The German and the Jew on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:54:00 PST

more stealing from paul

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?52. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have ...
Posted by The German and the Jew on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:13:00 PST

stealing from pauly

Okay this is called "FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ". You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 40 words. You can't think and go back and change your answers.Here we go:1. Beer:...
Posted by The German and the Jew on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:58:00 PST

i am a gomer

so i came to this realization when i was dickin around on the internet this morning...im a sad sad little man, i see these people, and holy christ some of them look really interesting, like they enjoy...
Posted by The German and the Jew on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:05:00 PST

friends

because it totally isnt going to happen, so if thats what you wanted just sit there with your eyes closed and pretend. some of my friends (mainly a certain friend) is totally a jew...felt like saying ...
Posted by The German and the Jew on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:34:00 PST

im going to bite your nipples off!

..>You scored as Demon, Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make so...
Posted by The German and the Jew on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:43:00 PST