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Maryann Maisano

IT'S ALL IN HOW YOU SAY IT AND SING IT !

About Me


MARYANN MAISANO IS A COMEDIAN, SINGER/SONGWRITER, MUSICIAN AND ACTRESS.
EVERY SUNDAY IN HER HOME GROWING UP WAS LIKE BAD ITALIAN DINNER THEATER. THEY ALL CAME OVER IN DROVES. ONE DAY, AFTER DINNER AND BEFORE DESSERT. SHE GOT UP ON A DINNING ROOM CHAIR AND SANG!! THAT WAS IT! AT FIVE YEARS OLD SHE KNEW EXACTLY WAT SHE WANTED TO BE WHEN SHE GREW UP. A PERFORMER!
THAT WAS A BLESSING AND A BUEDEN….
SHE MADE HER LIVING FOR MANY YEARS AS A PERFORMER BUT THEN SHE QUESTIONED HER OWN MORTALITY IN THE BUSINESS OR HER ITALIAN FATHER MADE HER THINK ABOUT IT.
SHE HAS ALWAYS SAID, “THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS END UP BEING 65 YEARS OLD, SINGING MISTY IN THE POCONOS IN A SEQUIN GOWN.”
SO SHE GOT A “REAL GIG AND BECAME SUCCESSFUL BY ACCIDENT! IN OF ALL THINGS, BANKING!
SHE CONTINUED TO MULTITASK PERFORMANCE & WORK…….
SHE HAD A VERY PRESTIGIOUS CAREER AS VP, SALES WORK/LIFE BALANCE COACH.
UNTIL ONE DAY SHE DECIDED TO BE PROACTIVE IN WHAT SHE PREACHED AND RESIGNED HER POSITION TO PURSUE, YOU GOT IT ~~ HER PASSION.
TODAY MARYANN HAS RECORDED A CD OF ORIGINAL COMPOSITIONS. HER COMEDY IS NOT THAT OF JOKE-TELLING BUT RATHER STORY TELLING, SHE IS RAW, REAL AND IN THE MOMENT! SHE IS CONSSIDERED ONE OF THE MOST SOUGHT AFTER EMCEE’S FOR BENEFITS AND FUND RAISERS. MARYANN IS AN EXTRAORDINARY, PROLIFIC, PROVOCATIVE VOCALIST AND A CRAZY ITALIAN BROAD…

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/22/2007
Band Website: BUY AT ITUNES : MARYANN MASIANO
Band Members: IN SEARCH OF THE RAINBOW!!DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE LITTLE MAN BEHIND THE CERTAIN..........STAND UP COMIC! IMPROV! ACTRESS!Sorry, no dancing bears :(BUY @ ITUNES : http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum? playListId=206524929
Influences: LOOK FOR DANNY AIELLO'S NEW CD - TITLED BRIDGES ~ ~ ~MY SONG -- CITY OF LIGHTS WILL BE FEATURED ON THE CD.... All the Great smokey Jazz gurls!!!
Very eclectic
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Brazilian
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Latin
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R & B

The story of the song !!

Sounds Like: CHECK OUT MYSPACE.COM/THEMARESHOWI saw your performance in France.... Body: ...and when I came to NY...saw you at Danny's Skylight Club. You were brilliant! Your deep, velvety voice...extrordinary original music and lyrics... a truly magnificent artist! At Danny's, you were quite a one-woman show!!!!! You're an hilarious comedienne...original, feisty, a total comic...able to leap small clubs at a single bound!!!!! It's a bird...It's a plane....It's MARYANNBon Chance ! Vous etes magnifique, et en Paris...a tour de force comme La Piaf!!!!A Bien Tot! Les Cerqueux sous Passavant
Record Label: PAINTED FROM MEMORY
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

PARIS HILTON'S 1ST LIVE INTERVIEW

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Posted by Maryann Maisano on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:15:00 PST

GAY PRIDE NYC 2007

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Posted by Maryann Maisano on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:56:00 PST

THE BEST VIEW SINCE ROSIE!!

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Posted by Maryann Maisano on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:06:00 PST

vIDEO BLOG!! NOT SO HOT TOPICS

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Posted by Maryann Maisano on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:45:00 PST

VIDEO BLOG!! ROSIE WITH MAKEUP????

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Posted by Maryann Maisano on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:24:00 PST

ENOUGH ALREADY!!

ENOUGH ALREADY !!!THE DAY THAT THE SHOOTINGS OCCURRED AT VT I WAS SICK !!! YET ANOTHER SCHOOL DISASTER.....OMG! THE HORROR OF IT ALL....BUT THEN THE MEDIA IS OFF TO THE RESCUE........ OMG AGAIN.........
Posted by Maryann Maisano on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

HERE TODAY ?????

IT'S ALL SO BIZARRE!! DO WE NOT REALIZE TAT WE ARE ON BORROWED TIME!!THAT LIFE IS INDEED SHORT...... THAT HERE TODAY-GONE TOMORROW REALLY HAPPENS... BE IT AN ACCIDENT, ILLNESS, MADMAN RUNNING A MUCK ...
Posted by Maryann Maisano on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:04:00 PST

timing is everything

" Timing is Everything"How often in this world do we get it right, or perhaps should I say how often do we pretend to get it right. Both statements are equally true!Does any one really fall in love an...
Posted by Maryann Maisano on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:48:00 PST

LIVE LARGE !!

I once read a famous quote that remained in my head. Read like this!Work like you don't need the money and Love like you've never been hurt!WOW  Powerful!! I for the life of me cannot remember who w...
Posted by Maryann Maisano on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:42:00 PST

RANDOM ACTS OF MADNESS

RANDOM ACTS OF MADNESS !!OK, WHAT'S UP WITH EVERYONE !!! TRUMP SLAMMING ROSIE ????? ROSIE SLAMIN MOSTLY EVERYONE??????? GW PISSED AT NANCY !!OBAMA BRINGIN IN BIG BUCKS......THEN TELLIN HIS FRIE...
Posted by Maryann Maisano on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:38:00 PST