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kayla.

I love my mama and my dog, I'm sorry.

About Me

Hi, I’m Kayla, and I bet I’m shorter than you. At the library, I choose books by their covers, and it works for me. I like to play in traffic, and so far, I haven't died. I would totally kick 'yerr ass in a grocery bag carrying contest [even with extreme sunburn on my arms and nose]. When I get bored in the city waiting in line all day for shows, I like to dance on sidewalks like a freak for tourists on double-decker sightseeing buses. Dancing on the lawn at the Tweeter and having people stare at me is fun, too.

H3r Pap3r H3art

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

I meet bitches at shows. Seeee?

Music:



Movies:

40 Days and 40 Nights
Aladdin
Almost Famous
American Pie (Series)
Big Daddy
Billy Madison
The Breakfast Club
Bridget Jones's Diary (Series)
Bring It On
Bubble Boy
Bugsy Malone
Charlie's Angels
Chicago
Clueless
Coyote Ugly
Cruel Intentions
Date Movie
Dazed and Confused
Dick
Enough
Eurotrip
Everybody’s Doing It
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
The Green Mile
The Grudge
Josie & the Pussycats
Legally Blonde (Series)
Little Black Book
The Little Rascals
Meet the Parents (Series)
Moulin Rouge
Mr. Deeds
Muppets (Any Movie)
My Best Friend's Wedding
Nacho Libre
Napoleon Dynamite
National Lampoon’s Van Wilder
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Not Another Teen Movie
The Notebook
Orange County
The Phantom of the Opera
Pretty in Pink
Pretty Woman
The Princess Bride
Private Parts
Remember the Titans
RENT
Road Trip
Rock Star
Save the Last Dance
Saved
Saw II
Scary Movie (Series)
Scream (Series)
She’s All That
Showgirls
Signs
The Sister Act (Series)
Sixteen Candles
The Sixth Sense
Spice World
Stackers
The Sweetest Thing
Terminator (Series)
Titanic
Toge+her
Tomb Raider
Unfaithful
The Wedding Singer
Weird Science
Win a Date with Tad Hamilton
Zoolander

Television:

The 70s House
America's Next Top Model
The Andy Milonakis Show
Animaniacs
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Beautiful People
Best Week Ever
Boy Meets World
Clarissa Explains It All
Cold Case
CSI:
Daria
Date My Mom
The Dave Chapelle Show
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Desperate Housewives
Doug
ET on MTV
Family Guy
Flavor of Love
Frasier
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Gilmore Girls
Grey's Anatomy
Grounded for Life
Gumby
Homewreckers
How I Met Your Mother
Invader Zim
Jackass
Laguna Beach
Lamb Clop's Play Along
The Look for Less
Lost
Mad T.V.
Made
_______ Makes a Video
Next
NCIS
One Tree Hill
Oprah
Pinky and the Brain
Prison Break
Project Runway
The Real World
Real World/ Road Rules Challenges
Ren & Stimpy
Road Rules
Rock Coundowns on MTV2
Rocko's Modern Life
Saturday Night Live
Saved By the Bell
Say What? Karaoke
Scare Tactics
Sex & the City
That 70s Show
The Simple Life
The Simpsons
Smallville
Three and a Half Men
True Hollywood Story
True Life
*TRL*
Veronica Mars
Viva La Bam
WebJunk 20
Why Can’t I Be You?
Will & Grace
Wonder Showzen
Yo Momma

Books:

Books All-American Girl And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street The Cat in the Hat Cat in the Hat Comes Back The Clique The Dating Game (Series) Define "Normal" Frindle Go Ask Alice Green Eggs and Ham Guitar Highway Rose Hop on Pop How the Grinch Stole Christmas How to Be Popular If I Ran the Zoo Invisable John

Heroes:

If the lesson is you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut, yeah, I'd say I've learned my lesson.

My Blog

Rest in Peace<3

Dearest Ghetto Blaster Purse, It is a shame to see you go so soon.  I was just getting to really, really, really appreciate you.  You are a part of so many of my best memories, and I mi...
Posted by ∴ kayla on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:05:00 PST

Me + Jake = Kick Ass Mad Libbing Team =]

As the night becomes night, my pig sinks, and I search for happy, and sad, anything to make my pig lighter, to make my pig lighter, to make my eyes able to close so that I can run the night away, the...
Posted by ∴ kayla on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST

"Note to Self" Harmonizationing


Posted by ∴ kayla on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:30:00 PST

What Made My Whole Night...

Sooo, me and Jenn are coming back from the LAMEST rehearsal in the history of theater, and on the way back, we stop at Wendy's (ewww, fastfood). But anyways, we drive into the parking lot and I'm like...
Posted by ∴ kayla on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:17:00 PST

You know you're in the Clayton High School Marching Band when...

You Know You're in the Clayton High School Marching Band When... 1. You learn a few new dumb drummer jokes each rehearsal and bus ride. 2. You call your director "dad" and your color guard instructor...
Posted by ∴ kayla on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:13:00 PST

Continuous Concert List...

Concerts I've Been To... *O-Town/Nelly Furtado/ Shaggy/ Ricky Martin *The All-American Rejects/ The Academy Is.../ Rooney/ Jealousy Curve *The All-American Rejects/ Fall Out Boy/ From First to Last/ H...
Posted by ∴ kayla on Sat, 13 May 2006 10:42:00 PST

Jordan B. Smith wrote this...

hello!!!!! names bruce...
Posted by ∴ kayla on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 02:01:00 PST