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Hello, My name is Ryan Beatty this is my story...... I am the boy that hid in a tree and shot cars with a super soaker. I am the boy whose parents thought I was gay for 90% of my life. I am the boy who spilled a entire barrell of jelly beans at the super market. I am the boy you confuse with Calvin. I am the boy whose mother made the decision to stop breast feeding me after I tried to get boob in the super market infront of people. I am the boy who shut down my entire elementry school by making up a story at recess about i girl i didn't like. I told the field aid that a white van pulled up and said "Do you want to come to the circus?" and she said yes and got in the van. Minutes later the school was quarantined. I am the boy who loves propel fitness water. I am the boy who told the kids in my 1st grade class that my brother hung condoms on our tree outfront which prompted me to be evaluated by the school therapist. I am the boy who got into playing guitar after watching back to the future part one. I am the boy who has a piece of me waiting for someone. I am the boy who will become your friend for life. I am the boy who will make you laugh . I am the boy who runs his own business called "Studio 115" its a recording studio located in Norwood, Pa. I am the boy who played in the band Fivepie/Believer. I am the boy who plays piano I am the boy who is determined to become successful in a industry with a 99% failure rate. I am the boy who will make you gifts not buy them. I am the boy whose mom always packs lunches before shows that are faraway. I am the boy whose mom always packs a tupperware of nuts before tours. I am the boy who has a bestfriend matt bates. I am the boy who got arrested for emailing his first grade teacher. I am the boy who has a family you know too much about. I am the boy with the funniest 92 year old grandmom you will ever meet who died 10 times and came back to life with a crazy story about jars of sperm and the human race coming from jesus who was a alien. I am the boy with a bike that has a seat made of sheep skin. I am the boy who you probably find very weird. I am the boy who you probably heard of not wearing clothes when he drinks. I am the boy your parent s warned you about. I am the boy that rides the big white truck with a million stickers on it. I am the boy that likes to call you at all hours of the night to say hello. I am the boy who drives 650 miles a week to practice. I am the boy who has goofy hair. I am the boy who played Commodore 64 games all day when i was 3. I am the boy who wants to be on tv someday. I am the boy who also wants to be a actor. I am the boy who wore the same style of shell tops for over 5 years. I am the boy you have a fun memory with. I am the boy who probably engraved at least one thing from you when I worked at things remembered. I am the boy who gets along with many different kinds of people. I am the boy who runs this myspace. I am the boy who never sleeps. I am the boy that made you pee your pants. I am the boy who cheated abortion by a day. I am the boy who will do anything to help you. I am the boy who looked up to michael jackson when i was younger and wanted to go to his theme park. I am the boy coming to a city near you. I am the boy who is focused on someone. I am the boy who love World War II era Air craft and can name mostly every air craft used in both pacific and european theatres. I am a boy that is a Certified Network Administration Specialist. I am a boy that was labeled a computer hacker and was banned from computers at Interboro High School. I am the boy who ran around all day outside playing and was always too lazy to go inside to pee so I probably pee'd in your bushes sorry neighbors. I am the boy with the loudest house in the neighbor hood. I am the boy who has a mom that calls my dad inside the house by ringing a cowbell. The boy who never got his Journey DVD I am the boy with crazy relatives. I am the boy that will check on the quality of your tapioca pudding. I am the boy whose car got stolen at warped tour 04' in camden nj. I am the boy that disreguards stop signs. I am the boy who will touch your heart one way or another. I am the boy who hit a home run in t-ball and my dad said run home so i began running to my house. I am the boy who will never deny you advice. I am a boy who will love you even if you hate me. I am the boy who has a second Mom that i love dearly and who is my roomate and takes care of me. I am the boy that doesn't hate. I am the boy who will wait forever for someone. I am the boy who plays in a certain band, but if you care enough or are even interested you could probably figure it out. I am the boy who at 13 was short 4$ at a chinese buffet and decided to run out and was chased. Then was taking back to the chinese resturaunt by my parents to pay them the rest. I am the boy who lossed something at Raffi Farraj's house. I am the boy who got bit in the ass by a german shepeard while doing his paper route. I am the boy who opens my car door for any of my female friends. I am the boy who can not afford text messaging anymore so i call my friends and say "this is a text message" and what i want to say and then i hang up. I am the boy whose grandmom died 10 times and came back to life and told a story of how a lady came to her and gave her a jar of sperm and said this where we come from, that we come from aliens. I am the boy who broke my dad's 1973 vw beatle windshield with a slapshot(he killed me, i just am a reincarnation). I am the boy who sang that kid rock song "baw wit da baw bang da bang" in 6th grade..and wasn't allowed back into school til i saw a therapist apparently when i said the "bang" part they thought i was going to come to school with a gun. I am the boy who. I am the boy when in said therapy session and was shown a picture of 2 bears and a family having a picnic. "What do you see ryan"....me: "I see bull shit.. bears eat people and rumage through campground trash cans, and shit in the woods they don't have picnics." I am the boy who in high school told his gym teacher that he had a small package he then told me he was going to rip out my tongue and shove it up my ass if it was 1973. I am the boy who at one time was a professional online athlete and was part of the OLA. I am the boy who one morning wanted to gross out my mom by farting loudly, but ended up shitting his pants. I am a boy whose favorite book is "Tales Beneath Your Mom" by anne hoppus. I am the boy who had a favorite moment back in 6th grade when on the first day of school and the first lunch of the year i threw a Nickle across 2 tables into the butt crack of a girl i liked. I thought she told the principal... being that i have a extreme guilty conscious i approached the principal to see if she would lower the punishment..happens the girl never told the principal because she liked me back. I ended up being grounded for the weekend but then the girls mom called my house and got me out of it. I am the boy who doesn't take Interviews seriously. I am the boy who in 5th grade was seperated from the class and had to sit in the nurses office everytime when health class began and the discussion was about SEX and AIDS. I am the boy who was grounded one day at age 5 and proceeded to call the cops(911) to get out of being grounded. I am the boy who got drunk one day when i was 8 years old. There was not much to drink in the fridge besides what i thought were "Strawberry Sodas" so i drank a few and my parents found me laying on the floor and realized that i drank they're strawrberry daquiri coolers.

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