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Reddy Wong-Way

will you gong a wong?

About Me

Punctuation is free. Use it.
"Disappointment doesn't kill."
"Right... rejection kills. Disappointment only maims."

Nothing is made with love- it's bought with money.
Guys will say anything to get into your pants. Pigs.
Girls will say anything to get into your heart. Manipulative bitches.
And I will say anything to make it look like I don't do either of the above. Bwahahaha
"Communication. It's the first thing we really learn in life. Funny thing is, once we grow up, learn our words and really start talking, the harder it becomes to know what to say. Or how to ask for what we really need." - Grey's
I hate anything with more than two legs. Fuck fish.
Animals are for eating and wearing.
If your pants are worth more than $50, don't jump out of a moving taxi to puke!
Don't return my kindness with cuntness.
Idiots will always be in season.
That just about sums it up.
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FYI
I'm not on this site to exchange msgs on "hotness" or add 4923408 friends to fulfill my "inner desires". *Rolls eyes* So before you add me or write a thoroughly 'eloquent' (and when I say eloquent, I really mean 'repulsive') message regarding my breast size and availability, please drop dead and burn in athlete's foot.Secondly, I'm not interested in threesomes. -I'm interested in foursomes.... hahah- No, JK! If I get some dumbass msg asking for sex I will set your lawn on fire, pee on your mother's bed, and throw your dog out a three story window. So fuck off, dipshit. =]

My Interests

BYOB Museum Hopping

I'd like to meet:

Men who will go through shit with me:
Women who won't play me like a DJ.

People who laugh at my lame AWESOME jokes.
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I tend to clean out my friends list a LOT. So if you want to save yourself from deletion... take off your shirt. Haha jk. Just msg me & keep in touch. Bye now.
PS. I have a 100 rule.

Music:

Anything that stimulates aggressive dancing.

Movies:

Closer, Memento, Kill Bill, X2, The Hours, Requiem for a Dream, Pixar Movies, Titanic, 300, Garden State, Love Actually, Zoolander, & Academy Award Winner MEAN GIRLS!

Television:

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE!, LOST, Grey's Anatomy, House, Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty; Friends

Books:

Sticker books.

Heroes:

JLO (not the spanish whore)

My Blog

No, I am NOT pregnant.

So what I thought was the stomach flu (and what YOU fuckers thought was morning sickness) actually turned out to be inflamation of the stomach due to overuse of alcohol. Grrrreaat.. now I have to take...
Posted by Reddy Wong-Way on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:56:00 PST

Drunken Shameless Stupor

So my sobriety streak lasted a good two days. Indulge on this:Last night I was at a rooftop bar around Union Square and I sniffed some girl's strawberry daquiri because I thought it was a scented cand...
Posted by Reddy Wong-Way on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:15:00 PST

Drunken Stupor

Let's recap the favorites of this month's river of intoxicated messes:1. "Misplacing" my car: Apparently I thought it would be smart to move my car for alternate side of the street parking one night a...
Posted by Reddy Wong-Way on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST

RED in concert.

Ok so I wasn't IN concert moreso than I was...watching one.But that got your attention didn't it? ( I so smart )So Tim and I finally went to the xTina concert we won tickets for last month at PACHA. I...
Posted by Reddy Wong-Way on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:30:00 PST

I'm officially moving! Among other things...

It's been a while since anyone's really heard from me. Most likely, it will stay that way for a few more months. So let me fill you in on what's been going on besides working at JPMC 45 hours a week w...
Posted by Reddy Wong-Way on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST

I got $1500 for V-Day.

Stuck in a plane in Vancouver on a damn connecting flight to HK. Might as well blog. So I walked into my office yesterday morning to find a venti starbucks coffee sitting on my desk along with a compl...
Posted by Reddy Wong-Way on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:30:00 PST

Rejection is a bitch. But so am I.

Rejection. It happens to all of us - more or less. Less for me. (I know, fuck me, right?) But when it does happen, it hits you like an underwater torpedo to the anus of a baby manatee. Or something of...
Posted by Reddy Wong-Way on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:30:00 PST

Someone REALLY likes me....

Or they think my breath smells.Look at what I saw upon entering my cube this morning: Anyway I'm sure it's not the latter. Cause the guy who did this to my cubicle also dyed his hair platinum blond...
Posted by Reddy Wong-Way on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:32:00 PST

Roommate(s) Wanted

So I'm looking to move to Manhattan but since everyone I know is broke and I spend more than I make, that's probably not going to happen. Your budget should be around $1000/mo. (per person). Places I...
Posted by Reddy Wong-Way on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:52:00 PST

Cartoons get more ass than me.

red: ok i gtg out for dinner for my ma's bday tweeti: uh-huh sure tweeti: you prollie got some hot date red: with this face? red: sweetie i can't even get an ugly date red: maybe i can get a loser tha...
Posted by Reddy Wong-Way on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:56:00 PST