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I think highly of myself. I'm a weird person. I do stupid things, some call it odd, I call it being unique. I think people are stupid until proven otherwise. I am a hopeless romantic but tend to deny it, since being hopeless is not cool. After sitting down for a while, I will bump some music and dance by myself. Speaking of dancing...see that drunk girl on stage shaking her ass? That's me. My camera and I are attached at the eye. Piss me off and you'll regret it. Why some people actually try to experience that is beyond me. I have a short temper, but don't let other people have a short temper with me. I swear randomly. I admire people who don't have to look at themselves when they pass a mirror. I praise the naturally beautiful. If I'm not interested in talking to you online then my only reply is "lol," take a hint. Having common sense is common sense, get it? I probably pimp more girls than you. That's just how I do. I like challenges but will probably whine the whole time, until I accomplish it. As much as I bash on people who are ditz and blondes, they entertain me to no end. I run and walk so that I can eat massive amounts of fattening food. I eat dinner at midnight. I flirt but don't date. I think your mother is hot. I act like a lesbian. I enjoy being better than you. The best time you can have with money is when you have no money at all. Drinking at 9 am brings about the most interesting days. I don't have to make a good first impression to keep your interest. I'm a pervert. That doesn't mean you can be one. There are nice asian girls and there are mean ones. You're looking at a mean one. In conclusion, I'm amazing. like really, really amazing.
Have a bloody terrific day.