Guitar Retard

Nomad

I just moved for the 14th time in 26 years.  What the fuck is wrong with me.
Posted by Guitar Retard on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:55:00 PST

What to do with a dead guitar

My dearest Ovation, To think, that I almost walked out of the shop without you.  But then, I passed you by and stopped dead in my tracks.  You were beautiful and had a thin neck that would b...
Posted by Guitar Retard on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:39:00 PST

Good thing the gig tonite is at a coffee shop

I found out last nite that I can't sing and play guitar AND be wasted at the same time.  I have to pick one or the other. Now I'll never be a real rockstar....
Posted by Guitar Retard on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 10:08:00 PST

But they didn't have blonde

I hugged a 6 pack of Shiner Bock in a Phoenix food store today.
Posted by Guitar Retard on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:31:00 PST