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Malstrom Malfeasance

Ass crackers n' cheese

About Me

Many of you are asking about me so, here is my story...I was a mild mannered dude. Great to be around, fun and intelligent. I got invited to an all-night Halloween party and I went as a Jack-O-Lantern. The party was going good and I kept drinking.I found my way to some beautiful women dressed as witches. Their costumes allowed plenty of visual cleavage and apparently I brazenly fondled a breast. Unfortunately, some of the women dressed as witches were in fact actual witches.The picture you see to the left is me the next morning. Now I travel to parties all around the world. Recently I was at the Whiskey-A-Go-Go in L.A and Hogue Barmichaels in Newport Beach, CA.Many of you have asked how do I have sex since I am a Jack-O-Lantern? I said the women were witches, not bitches. One of those beautiful witches even took me for a test ride, just to make sure everything was working properly (at least that is what she told me).I guess things could have been worse, I could have gone to the party as Fat Elvis!Brian and Stewie Do an "Over" gag
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Sex, Drugs, and rock n' roll! And breasts. And butts. And a great personality.The Best Free Internet Television!
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I'd like to meet:

If you've got the recepticle, I've got the seeds!
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Music:

Pink Floyd, Metallica, Alice in Chains, Drop Kick Murphys, The Offspring, Six Gun Son

Movies:

Porn

Television:

Who's got the time

Books:

Green Eggs and Ham

Heroes:

Clint Eastwood

My Blog

Um... OK 2

More random asian chicks doing the same random thing as last time.http://youtube.com/watch?v=UHLKAmhAc6g
Posted by Malstrom Malfeasance on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST

Um... OK

Random hot asian chick doing a random thing on youtube.comhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=KPEV1LdupsACopy and paste if the link does not work.
Posted by Malstrom Malfeasance on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:14:00 PST

Funny stuff

I dig his page, what is that song???http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user. viewprofile&friendID=5333231
Posted by Malstrom Malfeasance on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:35:00 PST

Sneaky Marine

Found this, worth it to check it out:  www.thosesneakymarines.spaces.live.com
Posted by Malstrom Malfeasance on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:19:00 PST

Ride the Pole

Did you miss out on riding the North Pole??? Don't frett, you can ride my pole and it always points North all year long!
Posted by Malstrom Malfeasance on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:17:00 PST

Where the Hell have I been???

Between the long hours of work and writing a new book, time has been short for me. Work is good, very busy with a lot of deadlines. Then there's that ever looming book I am writing. I do manage to ...
Posted by Malstrom Malfeasance on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:14:00 PST

BBQ & Ladies

Hey guys,Tonight and tomorrow I will be BBQing (Korean style short ribs) with some ladies and joining them in the hot tub.  You are more than welcome to stop by, just tell me in advance so that I have...
Posted by Malstrom Malfeasance on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 05:15:00 PST

Who is she???

I was out in the parking lot where I live saying goodbye to some friends when I saw this gorgeous lady walking her dog.  And she noticed that I was staring at her.  She stopped by a tree next to my fr...
Posted by Malstrom Malfeasance on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:46:00 PST

Meet Steveo, Six Gun Son

Mark your calendars for Six Gun Son at Hogue Barmicheals in Newport Beach, CA on Saturday, April 28th @ 8:00PM!Chad, SGS' drummer is celebrating his birthday that night, so ladies be sure give Chad a ...
Posted by Malstrom Malfeasance on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:35:00 PST

Breasts

Hi Ladies! Got a pair and your eager to show them off?  Then send your pics to [email protected] Need some assistance with your breasts?  Send me your requests and I ...
Posted by Malstrom Malfeasance on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:32:00 PST