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Ezra Titus

Collector of Souls

About Me

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- Quick and agile, like the serpent!

I like to enrage people by using the words "Bush" and "Greatest" in the same sentence.

My Interests

I'm interested in a lot of things.

I'd like to meet:

Osama bin Laden because he has the best opium. Also, Mike Tyson and I are very much alike. I think we'd get along well.

Music:

I like a lot of different music.

Movies:

Right now, "Thank You For Smoking" and "American Dreamz".

Television:

I think maybe I've seen everything that's ever been on TV. I like funny shows.

Books:

"Crime And Punishment", "Candide", "The Metmorphosis".

Heroes:

Tom Araya ... I don't know ... Ron?

My Blog

Dude, Wheres Osama?

Dude, Where's Osama?2002Directed by Osama Bin LadenWritten by Bin Laden and Mullah Omar2 clips, released 4/15/02---------------------------Reviewed by - Ezzra "Señor Donkey" Fuentes and Erich Schulte-...
Posted by Ezra Titus on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:11:00 PST

EZzra’s A Jerk! - By EZra’s Cat © 2007 - The Lesser Satan

I'm sick of everyone NOT believing that I stole EZzra's MySpace page and made it way better! Look, I learned to type. It took seven years but I did it. Then, I sat in a vent at USF and learned ev...
Posted by Ezra Titus on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:23:00 PST

Premature Rapture / Floating Sex Dolls lead to death of Arkansas Woman

Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture by Elroy Willis ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best describ...
Posted by Ezra Titus on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:10:00 PST