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About Me

Things About This Site that Piss Me Off1) PeOpLe WhO wRiTe LiKe ThIs. (it's annoying) 2) All these young teenagers saying they're 20+ years old when OBVIOUSLY they're not. Boot these little shits. 3) People who put so much crap on their profile that you can't f**king read it. I'm not trying to break codes here. 4) "I Just Want Bang, Bang, Bang." video. (Have you seen this bullshit?) 5) People with links to PacMan. 6) Arrogant people. 7) Surveys...even tho I'm guilty of doing them as well. 8) Profiles with only group photos. Am I supposed to guess which one you are? 9) People using celebrity photos as their own. Who are you trying to fool? 10) People creating profiles for celebrities. Uhm, WHY? 11) People creating profiles for their pets. Lame, lame, lame. 12) These sick f**king girls taking these tactless pictures of themselves sitting on the toilet with their pants down. Why? When I'm on the can, do I have the sudden urge to take a picture? NO. 13) Gang hand signs. OMG. I have a hand sign for ya. Well it's more of a finger sign. 14) "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy." This makes me want to puke just to see something less nauseating. 15) "That's Hot." It started with that brainless shit stain, Paris Hilton. She starts out with a career that consists of walking in a straight line and looking obnoxious (no problem for her), lands a retarded TV show with that equally brainless twit friend of hers, Nicole Richie, then makes one "porno" that was worthy of America's Funniest Home Videos, and then manages to trademark this f**king phrase that people have been saying for decades. This bitch just needs to go away. (I'm certain that there will be more to come, but I just had to get this off my chest for now.)

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My Interests

Music, Movies, Reading, Comics, Fine Art, Cartoon Art

I'd like to meet:

The inventor of the joke book."; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

Anything but rap.....and most country

Movies:

Action / Adventure, Comedy, and Drama

Television:

Smallville, NCIS, CSI, Law and Order SVU, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Celebrity Poker, Friends, Inside the Actors Studio, Mythbusters, and Ellen. My new TV interests are Heroes and Lost.

Books:

The Harry Potter Series, Shakespeare's Hamlet, Edgar Allen Poe, Steven King, Frank Miller's Sin City, and The Da Vinci Code.

Heroes:

Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, and Daffy Duck....that little f***er makes me laugh.

My Blog

New Artwork

Desert Stroll
Posted by Joey on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

Saying goodbye.

Karen Vogt - caring and selfless woman(1959 - 2007)Patches - cat, family member, and my friend(1984 - 2007)You will be greatly missed but never forgotten.
Posted by Joey on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:02:00 PST

Treatment

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Some snide remark, or a jealous stare Can ruin anyone's day. The insults we bark and an evil glare Why are we treated t...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:49:00 PST

Im Lost

I'm Lost Once in a while I find peace. A peace that I am afraid to lose. I know it's one that's merely on lease. And I know one day, it's one I'll lose. One day it will be lost. The frie...
Posted by Joey on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

Window Shopping

Window Shopping Strolling by the stores of life The holidays are coming again I pass a man and his wife And cannot help but wonder when Day by day, I browse these places Coming to a pa...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:04:00 PST

I'm Working On It

I'm Working On It by: Joey Miller A while ago I met you Right just when I needed to Our talks were limited, through and through But I'm working on it Hours together seemed like a minute ...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:01:00 PST

The Soul

The Soul As it rips through the covers Uproots all of the seeds It tears into a vein And watches while it bleeds Life is removed from the body The bullet did his deeds It separates the s...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:00:00 PST

40 Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:58:00 PST

Survey Says...

Aug 9, 2006 10:30 PM Survey Says 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?My father mooned me once. I'll be scarred for life.2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?There's a poster of a ...
Posted by Joey on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 05:20:00 PST

Three Jokes My Mother Sent Me...

Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they did with the money. The ...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:53:00 PST