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Takako Shimizu

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


Quick and Dirty about me:
1. I've been with my fiancee Juvia since April 2006 and we got engaged on Feb. 28th, 2007. I love her.
2. Right now I sell stuff on eBay and Amazon to make money, until I find the next thing to do. I used to have a decent paying job, but it was dead end and very unfulfilling.
3. My Stats: 6'4", 185 lbs, long black hair, blue eyes.
4. I'll likely delete you from my friends list if it is producing spam bulletins constantly. Sorry, thats just really fucking annoying.
5. If you have 10 videos, an animated background, and 2 songs set to play on your profile, I'll likely never read your profile or visit it because I don't feel like waiting for all your stupid bullshit to load.
6. I don't write a book about myself on my profile because nobody is going to read all of it. I use pictures instead, because it allows you to see what I'm into and what I like in under a minute. If you have a big block of text on your profile, I probably won't read it, and I'm practically a speed reader, so that shows how ineffective text-heavy profiles are.
Sites of Interest:
JusticeLeagueUnlimited.net
Episode writeups, character profiles, message boards, and much more! Perfect place for any comic or JLU fan!
Interests:
Hot Women:
Comics:
Video Games:
Movies:
Animation:
Music:
Hates:
The South
Most Rap music
Paris Hilton
Hardcore christians
Attention whoring women
Crazy Feminists
People who write "I've been through so much more then everyone else". Unless you were raped when you were 11 or Joe Chill gunned your parents down as a child in Crime Alley, no you haven't.
Girls who think I'm their human ATM machine (pissoff please)
And most of all, this guy:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mother. She still owes me $20

My Blog

New Rules: 11-13-07

In a concept I stole entirely from Bill Maher, I decided to write a few "New Rules" of my own: New Rule: Suicide Girls are not hot. Well, at least most of them. If I want to see trashy looking crack w...
Posted by Takako Shimizu on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:56:00 PST

Takakos Gallery of Weird - Part 2

This blog's subject: Engrish. In Japan, many items that are sold have a mixture of Japanese and English characters on the packaging. The problem is that English is not the first language of Japanese,...
Posted by Takako Shimizu on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:22:00 PST

Takakos Gallery of Weird

This blog's subject: Pregnant Men. Over at PregnantMen.net, they have a whole gallery set up for this pretty bizarre fetish. There are even 95 fan created stories on the site, and a list of movies a...
Posted by Takako Shimizu on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:22:00 PST

Im getting fat

When I was 18 years old, I was about 6'2" and weighed in at a anorexicly lean 145 lbs. Now I'm 26 and I'm about 6'3"-6'4" and weigh in at 195 lbs. Hell I might have even ballooned up to a massive...
Posted by Takako Shimizu on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:13:00 PST

Las Vegas, Engagement, leaving job and more!!!

*cracks knuckles* Alright, a lot of you have been waiting for details on my trip to Vegas and my life in general, so here goes... Engagement: Juvia and I got engaged on the 28th of February. I had pla...
Posted by Takako Shimizu on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:44:00 PST

Vegas on the 28th

I'm heading to Vegas on the 28th for 10 days with my girlfriend Juvia. We're both not gamblers so I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot of shows and doing a lot of stuff while we're there. Between switching ...
Posted by Takako Shimizu on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:55:00 PST

God damn fucking croutons!

I got a salad at Chick-Fil-A and it had croutons with it. Well one scraped the top of my mouth really bad and it hurts like hell. Sometimes I'll be eating now and the top of my mouth will hurt from fo...
Posted by Takako Shimizu on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:45:00 PST

My GF's exes must have been real dicks

Well I know they are actually. It seems like every time we're out, like if I say to Juvia not to have another drink (because she's driving) or if I say I'm not feeling well or something like that, peo...
Posted by Takako Shimizu on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:02:00 PST

Having a stable relationship sure is strange...

I didn't have many relationships in my teens and early 20s, partially because I was in a stupid long distance relationship for a while then, and plus I knew I wasn't ready for one. I hooked up with a ...
Posted by Takako Shimizu on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:36:00 PST