I’d Pay An Extra $10 If The Stripper Cried |
What the hell is the deal with strip clubs? I mean seriously, can someone break it down for me? I get that the girls are naked. That's great. Boobies are awesome and dudes like the 'tang. But can ...
Posted by Dungeon Master 420 on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:50:00 PST |
Sensitive Times Call For Sensitive Topics |
In these sensitive times, it's quite easy to get into heated arguments. Personal views can turn the closest of friends and family into bitter enemies making Christmas dinners and Mothers day brunches...
Posted by Dungeon Master 420 on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:54:00 PST |
"He died instantly...the next day." -Hot Rod the Movie |
Wow. Two mind blowing movies in two weeks. What the hell is going on here? Last night was a free screening of Hot Rod (thanks Lily!) starring Andy Samberg and a couple other Jews. I saw the traile...
Posted by Dungeon Master 420 on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:03:00 PST |
Japan's Greatest Film Ever Hits San Francisco! |
In the wake of the summer blockbuster, there seems to be a derth of high brow art films. Garbage like Harry Potter, Transformers, and Die Hard may be visual candy, but it does nothing for the mind an...
Posted by Dungeon Master 420 on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:18:00 PST |
Thank You SF and Thank You Liz! |
What a surreal/random/hectic weekend it's been! The madness didn't end with Patxi's Pizza on Sunday night, no it didn't. I was riding my bike to work, barreling down Market trying to get to work on ...
Posted by Dungeon Master 420 on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST |
Why me, Jesus? |
I read the Good Book. I donate my time doing great works of charity like my famed and commended "Chili cookoff to stop anorexia!" I'm beautiful and own a great set of silverware. I'm humble. So why ...
Posted by Dungeon Master 420 on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:32:00 PST |
I really am just a boy whose intentions are good... |
Ok, so every other time I've talked about how no one understands me here, I've blamed the other people. Well today, I can take full credit for the following foot in mouth inci...
Posted by Dungeon Master 420 on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:59:00 PST |
Everybody Poops...just not at the same time |
There's been a lot of developments since the Chinese Tea Pot incident. I don't want to go into the details (since I don't think it would be that funny if I typed it) but it came to ...
Posted by Dungeon Master 420 on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST |
It's the Dungeon Maters world, and all y'all just live in it |
DUDE HOMIES! The Dungeon Master is giving people names! So if you'd like the Dungeon Master to give you a rockin rad name,just ask me, Dungeon Master, to do it! I just gave my patta...
Posted by Dungeon Master 420 on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST |
I can't post this since it's about my coworker |
People here at work just don't understand me. A perfect example happened today. I was in the kitchen looking in the cupboards for something to eat other than the mayonnaise and mustard packets I fou...
Posted by Dungeon Master 420 on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 04:09:00 PST |
