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The Lake Avenue Wanderer

sincerely, the guy on the couch.

About Me

hello. i'm that guy that walks up and down lake avenue near the cemetery every day. most of the time you can see me sporting my NY Giants jacket with a little bit of my asscrack showing. i usually wander from my house to the new EZ Mart by the gas station, but i've been spotted as far south as the Garden State Parkway and even Pantry 1 across the street from Mijo's pizza.

My Interests

aimless wandering, talking to myself, smoking cigarettes, bothering people, shooting hoops

I'd like to meet:

party peoples

*to avoid any further confusion this page is run by the devoted fans of The Lake Avenue Wanderer and derelicts in general, not the man himself.

Movies:

Rambo, Platoon

Television:

20/20, Dateline

Books:

War & Peace

Heroes:

JFK, Patton