Whats up wankers, my names Donnie and I am a 24 year old American living in Romania at the time being. I have been pretty much everywhere anyone would want to go and I have to say my life is a fucking blast. I have earned the "Man of Mayhem" title from some friends during my tenure in Thailand due to my larger than life party habits. I go by other names such as Donnie, Big_D and hell even FATASS works for me, just dont say it in a derogatory way or I will eat you. I don't take shit from anyone, I don't give a fuck who you are. I am also the type of person that is brutally honest in any situation, for most thats humorous, others, well if you dont like it you can fuck off you ripe minger. I have friends all across the globe, yes real friends, not just fucking people I have met, but these are peeps who I can trust. I haven't seen a lot of my home skillets in a long time due to my traveling, but what I can say is I'll be back and wilder than ever. Although my friends are global, the best have come recently. My employment with a British company has not only caused me to speak like them, you know, fuck all, wanker, ripe "mingah" and so on, but also to meet some great peeps. My job is awesome in every way, i work as the Program Manager and Marketing Director for Misguided Media which is a high def 3D HD porn company. Life is grand and I am one happy ass wanker. And yes, I do masturbate on a constant basis, if you say you dont, your a fucking liar. This leads me to the next thing. Don't be a fucking fake douche bag. Be real, people appreciate it. Even if your a shy little fuck its cool, as long as your real with me I am real with you. I don't know how many people I call my friends that dont have any besides me. I am the fucker at a party that will see the person not having a good time and turn their night into the time of their life. I love being the center of attention too. If I make you laugh at me, with me, hate me, or hell just even pay attention to me, I am as giddy a fat fuck kid with a half eaten chocolate cupcake. You see in my eyes, life is fucking grand and it will only be what you make of it. For those of you who dwell on the past and feel sorry for yourselves, please move along, I myself too am scarred deep down, but guess what life goes on whether you want it to or not, and I am making the absolute best of mine. Who do I treasure in life. Well that goes for anyone that I label as family or friend. I do have role models in pretty much every aspect of my life, we all have to have goals. Surround yourself with good company, because obviously if you surround yourself with bad company you are gonna be a piece of shit and go down the drain with them. I truly am a party guy every fucking chance I get, but at the same time business is always first. But thats besides the point. All I am saying is I am a real guy, down to earth, I work hard, I play hard, and if you dont like how I play tell me, and I will happily extend my middle finger. That about sums me up for now. Anyway, hit me up if you ever just wanna bullshit, I am always down for any kind of chat. If you are bored, hit me, if you are lonely, hit me, if you want an autograph, hit me (not that anyone would, but hey its there). I give my advice on anything you ask. There are a lot of relationships that have been made and destroyed based on my input. But like I tell everyone, do what fucking makes you happy. If you arent happy in life whats the point. Be Yourself.
IM OUT WANKERS!!! PEACE!!!
THE COOLEST THINGS EVER SAID TO ME OR ABOUT ME
Dude i don't give a fuck about poundage, i'll always remember you as the redhead who never cared what people thought of him and you were the guy who introduced me to UCONN and showed me the fuckin time of my life. It was YOU who led me to do the brimmers at Tom's house...without you i don't know if i'd ever be a rockstar. You're my red headed step-child Donnie
This is a great year. You're living your dream and for that I, as well as many of your friends from the states (and there are many) are proud. This might even be a year to stride forward, forget the past as you split countless asian legs, and of course never return to the mistakes of the past.
Donny was def a good addition to the team, especially for sending out to shows. He can party with the best of them. One crazy fuck who could actually hang with me & my people for more than 30 minutes & still stand up. He does owe me $200 for getting security called on us in our room in miami though.
cant say anything but good things about this guy.a stand up dude with a big heart, hard working individual. that will lend a helping hand if needed. always good to know theres still people like this in the industry.. congratulations big homie!!!
