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Ken

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About Me

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My Interests

Biking, spitting on Hummers, books, design, music, art, looking at things, photography, drawing, pushing myself, organizing things like events, but mostly biking. Road racing, Alleycat racing, Track racing, Messengering, Fixed gear. Oh, and mouthing off to cops when they can't catch me. I'm intersted in that, too.

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom. No, seriously! Like, in that "we've been together for so long, and I feel so close to you....I want to meet your parents" kind of way. Not in the "Your Mom" is the punchline to all of my jokes kind of way...which it is, sometimes. Not like I don't have a sense of humor, because I do. But with certain friends, we regress into the comfort of our teenage years, when peer pressure and humiliation enveloped me like a bed of feathers.

Music:

Work: MetalHome: JazzThis is the primary breakdown of my musical interests. Wehn I'm at work, i want to drown out everything else around me, and metal is fantastic for that. At home, when I'm relaxed, I enjoy jazz. 50's, 60's, 70's, cool, acid, Mingus, ridiculous Davis, Coltrane, herbie hancock, art blakey, wayne shorter.The Knife, Jr. Boys, Lo Fi Fnk, Flaming Lips, Dr. Octagon, Beck, Daft Punk, Basement Jaxx, Amon Tobin, Cake, Bowie, Doves, Gorillaz, Interpol, m83, The Rapture, The Slackers, The Rapture, VitalicRecommend me some shit & I'll listen to it.

Movies:

City of Lost Children, Waking Life, Fifth Element, The Professional (Leon), LOTR, Star Wars, Raging Bull, The Big Lebowski, the DecalogueCoen Brothers moviesLuc Besson Movies

Television:

I don't own a television, but I watch L O S T at my sister's place.

Books:

PM me.

Heroes:

Sara Kinney. She's so awesome!

My Blog

move over, suckas

Public demand has demanded that I command a more prominent web presence for all the important things that get talked about here. They're so important they're superimportant. I'm sure no one will disag...
Posted by Ken on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:46:00 PST

zombie theme park

I just had this kickass idea for the future. Let's take it for granted that the next decimating catastrophe that's going to span the globe will be an outbreak of zombies. It's going to be terrib...
Posted by Ken on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:27:00 PST

are you boring? Live vicariously through me

I doubled my morning commute today by stopping for my morning coffee on 110th St. instead of 3rd St, which is half way between my apartment and work. I work on 42nd St. 110th is a good 3.5 miles out o...
Posted by Ken on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:46:00 PST

2006 is going to be different

How do I know this? Because I've ironed my dress shirts. What does this mean? Does this mean I plan on going to more job interviews? Does this mean I will spend some kind of money on fancy dates? Does...
Posted by Ken on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:35:00 PST

Ken's movies not to watch

There are some movies that are bad, but watchable. "I, Robot" or "Passion of the Christ" are good examples, although the latter treads dangerously near the "Ken's list of movies not to watch" category...
Posted by Ken on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 01:38:00 PST

Mid Afternoon bore-athalon

Good God, I hate my job. But it's not one of those "here is the lengthy enumerated list of why I hate my job" types of feelings. Or, it could be, but I don't honestly have that many gripes about it as...
Posted by Ken on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 01:21:00 PST

my teeth kick your teeth's ass

For Serious. Even my dentist will tell you so. He should know. He had to yank out four of 'em last week. The wisdom ones. Yeah, those big suckers in the back that are hard to reach and sometimes come ...
Posted by Ken on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 07:26:00 PST

Why is Grandmaster Flash at my company party?

Because Grandmaster Flash is the DJ. Yep. Martha Stewart is the Queen of having everything perfectly coordinated, so for her company party yesterday, we had the legendary Grandmaster Flash cutting up ...
Posted by Ken on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:09:00 PST

ooh! OOH OOH OOH! more peeves!

I remembered another thing that annoys the crap out of me: lazy fucks with umbrellas who still walk beneath the awnings. Christ, you selfish pricks! I don't even have an umbrella here! Get your fat as...
Posted by Ken on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 06:51:00 PST

most annoying day ever

god fucking damnit. 1) Upstairs neighbor starts playing music at 6:30 am. (as opposed to the much more reasonable 7:20). Same fucking song for a half an hour. 2) Shower wasn't really very hot ...
Posted by Ken on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:04:00 PST