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Michael

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About Me

I've been described as spoiled, irresponsible, a dreamer, impatient, quick-tempered, lazy, an asshole, a potty mouth, completely random, indecisive, a perv, funny, inappropriate, over-the-top, irritable, blunt, someone that has no shame, a bullshitter, embarrassing, immature, spiteful and very full of myself. All of which are true and if you don't like it that's unfortunate, but I consider myself to be a nice guy. I have no plan for my life other than being happy. I know too many people who aren't and I refuse to be like that. I was born and raised on Long Island(had my fill of if), so I'm moving to California, or at least somewhere in NYC in January to take a stab at writing movies which is scary and exciting at the same time. It's better to try and fail then to have never tried at all, right? I come from a very loud, outspoken family. I find laughter to be the catalyst of a great day and the cure for a shitty one. I like: being surrounded by positive people, writing stories and poetry, singing, hanging out with friends and certain family members, silly people, making a spectacle of myself, getting drunk, getting the right type of attention, exaggerating things and I like being and thinking differently than most people. I don't like: authority/rules, the self-righteous, being a scape-goat, working, compromising, any drivers that inconvenience me, republican views, hypocritical church folk, the amish(they freak me out), or rude and disrespectful people...other than myself. I'm a huge dork. I get bored very easily. I like to go commando. I admit to things that people shouldn't. I am optimistic 90% of the time. You'll love me, it's inevitable.
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My Interests

Writing. I also like to sing, read, hangout, be in the company of close friends and certain family. I'm very interested in trying new things like skydiving and bungee jumping. You know, shit like that.

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: I prefer Michael, but most people call me Mike.
Birthday: December 5th, 1986 8:58 a.m.
Birthplace: In a flippin hospital.
Current Location: Long Island
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black with two stress induced grays
Height: Well, I'm not a midget. I'm not a huge freak, either. I'm just right.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: African, Irish, Scottish and Cherokee.
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Your Weakness: I see my kindness as a weakness sometimes.
Your Fears: I fear that when I die I won't be missed. I also fear birds, but that's another story.
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain and greasy.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Save up some money.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Lol". Majority of the time when I write that I only "chkl" (Chuckle)
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I'm going back to sleep and whoever wakes me up is going to feel my wrath."
Your Best Physical Feature: My big toe.
Your Bedtime: Well, I work overnight now so I don't sleep until like 5 in the morn.
Your Most Missed Memory: When I was a wee lad.
Pepsi or Coke: Sunkist
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Depends, if I go on a group date with you, you can bet your bottom dollar I can't stand you. Either that, or you're boring.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ugh, crap and more crap.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both in a bowl of ice cream.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I can only drink coffee when it has some sort of flavor added to it.
Do you Smoke: If you're referring to "blastin sum fools", no. If you're referring to cigarettes, or weed, no as well.
Do you Swear: I do my fair share, but it exasperates (thank you, Shaun of The Dead!) as I get upset.
Do you Sing: Ya damn skippy!
Do you Shower Daily: NOOOOOOO, I just use baby wipes!
Have you Been in Love: No, it seems intense, tedious and quite annoying. I count my blessings.
Do you want to go to College: I want to go to film school.
Do you want to get Married: When I think of marriage, the end of my life comes to mind.
Do you belive in yourself: Secretly, I only act as if I don't.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I would fuck me. I don't know if that answers your question, but it's a fact. b>
Are you a Health Freak: Not at all.
Do you get along with your Parents: I find that I get along with my parents when I don't speak up for myself.
Do you like Thunderstorms: ...
Do you play an Instrument: I play the guitar and piano like an infant.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Didn't we go over this.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, unfortunately.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Um...yes, I have.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ...yeah...shit.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I love to eat fish and ketchup, but sushi...fuck that!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does a bathtub count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A few hearts, maybe.
Ever been Drunk: HAHAA, oh have I!
Ever been called a Tease: You ever been called a slut?
Ever been Beaten up: I've never been in a "real" fight before, but I have the rest of my life to get my ass kicked.
Ever Shoplifted: I stole a Captain Planet toy once.
How do you want to Die: I'd like to go out like a king.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to write screenplays, songs and maybe a book someday.
What country would you most like to Visit: Bratislava.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Any will do. As long as she's not an albino. That freaks me out.
Favorite Hair Color: Doodoo brown
Short or Long Hair: If you look good, you look good. Just don't be bald.
Height: Not too much taller than me. Then you're a freak.
Weight: No anorexic chicks and no whales. Joking, joking. But, seriously.
Best Clothing Style: My style which I call "the random act".
Number of Drugs I have taken: Fuck, I don't do any drugs!
Number of CDs I own: A lot.
Number of Piercings: One. Although, I'm contemplating getting a nose ring and a lip ring.
Number of Tattoos: One, dedicated to Granny
Number of things in my Past I Regret: About 99

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MyHeritage : Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity - Collage - Morph

Music:

Rock, hip-hop, latin, jazz, reggae.

Movies:


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Television:

Def Poetry Jam, Scrubs, The Office, Freak and Geeks, Undeclared,South Park, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Rob and Big, Entourage, Heroes, The Real World. I'll watch almost anything.

Books:

I was never really into reading books, but I read Fight Club and became a Chuck Palahniuk fan.

Heroes:

Anyone that lives their lives according to their own standards.

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