Fat Kids Sink Fast (New Song Up!)

About Me

Welcome to our official page! We are just a group of guys that all share the same passion for music.. In fact we barely live between times that we practice and play shows. We try our hardest to explore many parts of the Metal genre.. Experimenting with tri-tones and breakdowns and in that we try our hardest not to limit ourselves to any specific style, which accounts for our wide array of song styles.. We hope we have a song everyone can groove to! We are always open to play shows in or out of Olympia, so just hit us up! And we are very approachable fellows, so just come up and talk to us. Also, we know our name is a scientific impossiblitly and that none of us are fat, so just live with it... Peace out, Fat Kids Sink Fast

Asspirates 5/9/08

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/20/2007
Band Members: Andrew does that throat thing, Kevin and Seb play the wow wow, Kofi plays the boom boom, and Will does the thump thump.
Influences: Job for a Cowboy, Dance Club Massacre, Norma Jean, The Chariot, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Spice Girls, Kane Hodder, Since the Flood, Stick To Your Guns, Suicide Silence, Coheed and Cambria, Rattlesnake Renegade, Blessed By Falling, A Hope For Home, Made In Ruins, Every Time I Die, Scary Chords, Mirror The Ghost, Arsonists Get All The Girls, It Prevails, IWRESTLEDABEARONCEBands We've Played With: Rattlesnake Renegade A Hope for Home Girl on Fire Johnny Stranger The Degenerated Made in Ruins This Legacy C.L.R. Across the Sun Red VIII National Panic Think i Am Blessed By Falling Dressed to Kill Lenore
Sounds Like: Our bad day sounds like a rapper's good day :)
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Ass Pirates (lyrics)

Yo ho ho and a bottle of... Yo ho ho and a bottle of... Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Yarr! What happens at sea stays at sea, But if it were up to me... Davey Jones locker is where you'd...
Posted by Fat Kids Sink Fast (New Song Up!) on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:41:00 PST

Tuba City... Laid to Waste (lyrics)

So this is how it ends? Leave no survivors, we play for keeps! Intergalactic fight for the stars Well, we’re here to claim what’s ours They prep for battle, we prep for war They pre...
Posted by Fat Kids Sink Fast (New Song Up!) on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:31:00 PST

Don Crawford lyrics

Half the Heroin’s spilled out on the table The other half inhibits his veins. He won’t remember this night at all or what led him to such blood and gore. A girl’s gone off the...
Posted by Fat Kids Sink Fast (New Song Up!) on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:25:00 PST

Kitten Stew Makes for a Cute Meal LYRICS

If to entertain or just to pick a brainTake a quick trip to a shelterIt discrete is what you choosethe back streets you may peruseFor I hear they run around all helter-skelterA spoofy calico adds a lo...
Posted by Fat Kids Sink Fast (New Song Up!) on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:28:00 PST

I Miss The Blue Skies lyrics

-I MISS THE BLUE SKIES-I've seen you once, I've seen you twiceYou're always grey and redNature can't allow you to changeBut the world spins on your axis Designer clothes eclipsed by bloodyour death ca...
Posted by Fat Kids Sink Fast (New Song Up!) on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:04:00 PST

ELFCEST! lyrics

Beware in JC Pennys Steer clear of the marked off lane They say he's become clinically insane That Jolly ol' Saint Nick A killing rampage he began there with his troop of killer reindeer all ra...
Posted by Fat Kids Sink Fast (New Song Up!) on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:00:00 PST

Slipper Sock Song lyrics

Slipper socks move safely along slippery surfaces like linolium Unknown to cause yet one death even when the floors get wet What a Scientific Wonder, this nuance splender This is a song ...
Posted by Fat Kids Sink Fast (New Song Up!) on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST

Safe Song lyrics

It's a little purple elephant come down from the sky, down from Jupiter to bake the gay people Pie. With Rainbow straps and power naps I think I know why... It's because he likes: Bubble...
Posted by Fat Kids Sink Fast (New Song Up!) on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:46:00 PST