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Jaime

I walk the line.

About Me


"When you're in a town like this all covered with smoke, you forget that there's a world outside. Nothing amazing happens here, and you get used to that. Used to a world where everything is ordinary. Every day we spend here is like a whole lifetime of dying slowly."
I don't write about myself on myspace, that's dumb.

: KennyisSyrian

About myself: I'm extremely random. Finding the funniness in every situation is what i do. Buttons piss me off. I was good at bowling once. I destroy most of my artwork. I might say racist things but I'm not racist. I hate old people. I'm expert at guitar hero.

You had a tough day at the office, so you come home and make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie. Maybe you have a drink; it's fun right? Wrong.

Don't smother your kids.


The More You Know.
Who I'd Like To Meet:
The people who wrote titles like Fuck Her Gently and Cock Push-ups

My Interests



- playing guitar.
- working out.
- karate.
- japanese culture.
- orange soda.
- painting/drawing.
- ramen noodles.
- mcDonalds breakfast.
- bowling perfect games.
- vandalizing property.
- scaring old people.
- inventing paint eraser.
- starting fights.
- being you.

I'd like to meet:


----she's pregnant backwards.

Music:

Anything besides rap, hip-hop, r&b, and country. You don't understand my hatred for them.

Television:

Scrubs. Metalocalypse. Lost. Boston Legal. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Da Ali G Show. Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Books:



Heroes:

Jason with 6lb. bowling ball.
Herman Li.
Steve Vai.
Mitch Hedberg.