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mystery girl

i don't need a love life, i have a wonderful like life.

About Me

those who don't move
don't feel their chains
~german protest sign

i've got nothing to say
i've got nothing to do
all of my neurons are functioning smoothly
yet still i'm a cyborg just like you
i am one big myoma that thinks
my planet supports only me
i've got this one big problem
will i live forever?
i've got just a short time to see
modern man, evolutionary betrayer
modern man, ecosystem destroyer
modern man, destroy yourself in shame
modern man, pathetic example of earths organic heritage
~bad religion

everything looks bad if you remember it

You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Dr. Gregory Walter Graffin III, better known as Greg Graffin, the singer and founder of the punk rock band Bad Religion. He formed Bad Religion in 1980 at age 16 when he was in high school. The three more popular records on Epitaph are No Control, Against the Grain, and Generator. He recorded a solo album called American Lesion. Graffin double majored in anthropology and geology as an undergraduate at the University of California, Los Angeles. He would also earn a masters degree in geology from UCLA and receive his Ph.D. in evolutionary paleontology from Cornell University. The PhD thesis is officially a Zoology PhD thesis entitled "Monism, Atheism and the Naturalist Worldview: Perspectives from Evolutionary Biology". It is described as being essentially an evolutionary biology PhD but having also relevance to history and philosophy of science.

My Blog

why engineers make the best lovers

10. - The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system. 9. - No "couple" enjoy a better "moment". 8. - We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship. 7. - We have s...
Posted by man bait on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST

FINALLY! Someone gets me....

ok. so you are an american german transplant who grew up in and misses CA, you don't smoke, are a certified excel expert who along with being the queen of retardation looking for the king of retardati...
Posted by man bait on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:35:00 PST

look what i won...

i love ip recognizing spam ads. makes my freak'n day!
Posted by man bait on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:00:00 PST

what i'm looking for

Well I don't know what I'm looking for But I know that I just wanna look some more And I won't be satisfied 'Till there's nothing left that I haven't tried For some people it's an easy choice But for ...
Posted by man bait on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:50:00 PST

my theme song

What you gonna do? What you gonna do?What you gonna do on your vacation?What you gonna do? What you gonna do?What you gonna do for relaxation?Change you name?Cut your hair?You can go anywhere.You dese...
Posted by man bait on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:35:00 PST

Mitch Hedbergisms

I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit. I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move...
Posted by man bait on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST