matt

well lets start off with if you're on my profile you probably know me. if you you don't know me, thanks for your interest. i have fat ankles and and stretch marks around my unmentionables. i like to fly my paper airplanes i have built over the years and im into checking vending machines for abandonned change. my hobbies include counting teeth on waffle house waitresses, guessing the ages of the greeters at wal-mart and pimpin' out houveround scooters for my friends at the local nursing homes. i enjoy tapping my foot, slinging my arms, wispering in my dogs ears, long walks to the mail box, pooing off high places and most of all punching the clown. my disinterests are as follows: liars, cheaters, sneaks, fake ass people, people who take advantage of the system and other people, paying into welfare and farting while brushing my teeth because it briefly tastes like i'm rubbing a stick of recycled food casserole (shit) on my teeth.

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