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NEVER FART IN A WET SUITa
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Thats not me above
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Im a 61 year old teenager and I just love my 60s 70s rock and real Blues. I recently took my Rockband son Tim to see Eric Clapton at the Albert hall, and asked if his bands music would still be played in 40 years time.......... I dont think
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Ive worked on projects in the far east in Java, Sumatra and Bali and In Ghana on the Volta River Dam at Akosombo, Accusi, Tema and Accraa
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People think Im bald and my hair has stopped growing . . . . its not true, its just that my hair has started growing inwards inside my head, and is now coming out of my ears, nose and eyebrows.
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I used to be 6ft-6in tall, but now im only 5ft-6in due to carrying Tims heavy amplifier about to gigs. This was before he had his own car, my legs got worn down,but at least I now have 5ft long arms
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A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter asks the lady working at the store if Barbie comes with Ken.
She replies, "Oh no, Barbie only cums with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken."
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.
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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."
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