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Naughty Michelle

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About Me

I'm your naughty girl-next-door, and my specialty is giving smokin' HOT lap dances . Wanna get a taste of the strip club... with music, lights, stripper pole, and all... without even having to step foot inside a club?
Well, you're in luck... I offer hot strip shows and sexy lap dances in the SF Bay Area. Want me to be your naughty school girl, or cheerleader... or maybe you have another hot fantasy in mind? Contact me now to book a private show! Trust me, it's an experience you won't soon forget! Serious inquiries from gentlemen only.
I also offer one-on-one sensual lap dancing lessons to ladies who want to show their man a little extra lovin' fun in the bedroom! Contact me for more info and to schedule a lesson. It'll be soooo much fun, and your man will thank you for it!
Current location: Cali, baby!
Measurements: (all natural) 34C-23-34
Favorite alcoholic drink: Poison Apple or Malibu & Coke
Ever kissed another girl? Yes, more than once! :)
Ever been sky diving? Yes, and OMG it was a blast!
Ever been hang gliding? No, but I'd LOVE to try it!
Enjoy roller coasters? Yeah, and I scream and giggle the whole time!
Ever been skinny dipping? Yes, last time was in a friend's pool over the weekend!
Ever been called a tease? Yeah, but it's not my fault! Really! hehehe
Best feature? Mmm, how 'bout YOU tell ME? Maybe my sexy butt turns you on... or maybe you like my pretty feet... or maybe...? :)
Ever shoplifted anything? I stole a piece of butterscotch candy once when I was little. Shhhh, don't tell anyone!
Ever beaten someone up? Only my slaves, when they've been unruly.
Enjoy thunderstorms? Yes, but sometimes I get scared and hide under the blankets. Wanna join me? ;)
Ever been to another country? Yes, I love to travel and experience new places!
Favorite holidays: Halloween and the First Day of Spring!

My Interests

Dancing, platform shoes, stiletto heels, sexy lingerie, dark chocolate, peanut butter, Hello Kitty, Bratz, disco balls, the great outdoors, nature, animals, hiking, camping, skinny-dipping, roller skating, biking, selling my used panties and hosiery, stargazing, school, music, rainbows, sunsets, pop-up books, miniskirts, handcuffs, foot massages, sex toys, spanking, BDSM

I'd like to meet:

Pam Anderson, Moby, all creatures great and small, sexy exotic dancers, foot worshippers, creative minds, kind hearts... and guys and girls who like to have fun!!!

Music:

U2, Moby, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Beastie Boys, Kid Rock, Linkin Park, Jimi Hendrix, Paul Oakenfold, Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole, Keali'i Reichel, Christina Aguilera, Bob Marley, Sublime, Roxy Music, techno/trance, classic rock, oldies, and disco!!!

Favorite song of the moment:
"Handlebars" ~Flobots

Movies:

The Gods Must Be Crazy, What About Bob?, Happy Gilmore, Lilo and Stitch, Office Space, Titanic, Moulin Rouge, The Breakfast Club, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Comedies are great, because I love to laugh! I also love watching Angelina Jolie in action... Mmmmmm!

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Stripperella, Laguna Beach, Cops, Reno 911, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Smallville, Wonder Woman, Charmed, The Jeff Corwin Experience, Meerkat Manor, Life Is Wild

Books:

The Lorax, Charlotte's Web, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Siddhartha, East of Eden, Crime and Punishment, The Call of the Wild, A Wrinkle in Time, Flowers For Algernon, Between a Rock and a Hard Place, Owen and Mzee

Heroes:

Stripperella, The Lorax