Handy & Yertle - ProfilesArchive

About Me

We are a 4 year old hermit crab and a 1 year old red eared slider turtle. We live in Orange County and go on trips to Oregon every summer and winter. That long drive sure does suck.

Also, we are big Oregon Ducks fans.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who has a sweet discount at the pet store.

Heroes:

Eric Cartman

My Blog

pimpin’ ain’t easy. unless your name is yertle.

Last September, I was given a 6 month old red-eared slider turtle by someone I know who was unable to keep the animal any longer. She told me that the turtle had "everything it needed," so I agreed to...
Posted by Handy & Yertle on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:17:00 PST

Turtle Booty Call

As seen on Craiglist....hahahaha....how funny is this?? Special thanks to Doug for sending it along. My Turtle Needs A Booty CallI have a very special red-eared slider who recently "became a man," as ...
Posted by Handy & Yertle on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:14:00 PST