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. Zombie Matt .

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I am an 19 year old student working 4 Frito Lay on the weekends and going to skul during the week. Im a lil bit out there, im definitly not normal by any definition of normal u may hold but Im loads of fun. I live to have a good time and leave statements of how I feel about shit on my body. Ohh yeah and I'm really freakin' cool. (If u wanna talk my AIM Screename is Touchdownmatt)

My Interests

Getting tattooed, going to concerts, bowling, sketching, and playing video games.

I'd like to meet:

Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, and anyone willing to take the time to meet me. But mainly Andy Dick "Watch this video. It rules Joey Duenas (Lead Singer of ANew Revolution) literally walks out onto the crowd while the band plays 'Rise'."

Music:

(Bands I Like, * = Times I've Seen Them Live)10 Years **, AC/DC, afi, Alice Cooper *, Alice in Chains, American Head Charge, Anew Revolution ****, Black Label Society **, Black Sabbath *, Bush, Chevelle *, Chimaira *, Cold, Dark New Day *, Deadsy *, Deftones *, Disturbed **, dope *, Drowning Pool, Godsmack **, GWAR **, Hatebreed *, Hell Yeah, Helmet *, Invitro *, Iron Maiden *, Judas Priest, KoRn ***, lamb of god *, Linkin Park **, Malice in Wonderland **, Marilyn Manson, Megadeth, Metallica *, Motley Crue *, Motorhead, MuDvAyNe **, Nonpoint *, No Conviction *, Orgy, Otep *, Ozzy *, Powerman 5000, Profane **, Rammstein, Rob Zombie **, Saliva *, Seether **, Shadows Fall **, Shinedown *, Silence the Freak, Skrape, SlipKnoT *, Smashing Pumpkins, Smile Empty Soul, Staind *, Static-X *, Stone Sour **, Sw1tched *, Trivium*, Union Underground, Unloco, Walls of Jericho **, White Zombie

Movies:

Borat, Jackass 1 and 2, The Jerk, A Christmas Story, Tommy Boy, Dumb and Dumber, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Faculty... (Basically Comedy and Horror)

Television:

I watch too much of it too tell u all the shows I like so I'll just give u a select few, The Simpsons, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Yes Dear, and The "Winner"

Books:

Sorry but I don't read...

Heroes:

Tom Greenand of course "The Balloon Guy"

My Blog

Things That Are The Same And Not The Same

- A cactus is not the same as a chair... one is much more comefortable to sit in - My Ex-girlfriend is the same as the movie Mars Attacks... I used to like it but I don't think I wanna see it again - ...
Posted by . Zombie Matt . on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST

10 Big Differences Everyone Should Be Aware Of

I'm a lil bored and I was inspired so here's a list of 10 differences that everyone should be aware of.   There is a big difference between... 1) Having somebody else walking in on you while you ...
Posted by . Zombie Matt . on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:22:00 PST

Boredum is taking over so here is a list of my top 10 faveorite songs

Ive got nothing better to do so i made a pointless blog with my favorite songs in order... 1) Dragula by Fuckin Rob Zombie (C'mon if you know me u had to know this was number #1) 2) Pieces by Anew Rev...
Posted by . Zombie Matt . on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

Top 10 Things I Wish I Could Do

I Wish I could...   1) Pick my nose and have it look totally gangster. 2) Eat my own head without killing myself. (cuz that would make for an awesome parlor trick) 3) Be a dog for a day so I coul...
Posted by . Zombie Matt . on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:36:00 PST

Top Ten Reasons I'm Bad Ass

I know everyone is wondering why I'm bad ass so heres the top 10 reasons... 1) When I was born the doctor took one look at me and slapped my mom. So I shot him! 2) I used to practice karate in the Sah...
Posted by . Zombie Matt . on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:47:00 PST

Top 10 Reasons Samanthaa's Ex is a Big Faggy Douche

This is dedicated to Sammiee she had been feeling kinda down about breaking up w/ her boyfriend and I asked her if I should make this to cheer her up and she said she thought it would be funny. P...
Posted by . Zombie Matt . on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:01:00 PST

My Top 10 Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes

Here they r (in no particular order):   - Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris. - When Chuck Norris does a push up hes not pushing himself up hes p...
Posted by . Zombie Matt . on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

Top 10 Things I Wonder

I highly doubt Im the only one who wonders these things:   - If u drop a baby in the forest and nobodies around, does social services still find out about it? - If life is like a box of chocolate...
Posted by . Zombie Matt . on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:13:00 PST

My 10 Favorite Pick Up Lines of All Time

The following are 10 pick up lines garunteed to get the lady you've been longing 4...   1. (This one doesnt work unless you use it on a girl trying on shoes) Walk up to the unsuspecting fema...
Posted by . Zombie Matt . on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:02:00 PST

Top 10 Things I Hate

The following 10 things grind my gears more than anything else on earth:   1) When u poop and pee water splashes up on u 2) When u bite into a Filet o Fish and it sprays fish juice in yer face 3)...
Posted by . Zombie Matt . on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:20:00 PST