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Mandi

by the time you read this, you kicked it in the sun, it was all that you could do, how could you ref

About Me

it rained and its over
a shooting star
landed directly on our broke down little car
we fold and we had made a wish
that we would be missed
if one another just did not exist
"I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think he might be interested but do I want to be interested but now he's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss him? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair..."
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Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

My Interests

Music, Art, Writing, Books, Movies, Camping, Going to Shows, Cooking, Cracking out on the PC, Making CDs, Watching lame tv, Making Lists, Breathing, Bathing, Occasionally Sleeping, Eating, Drinking and so forth

I'd like to meet:

your mom and Tina, the fat lard, because she needs to get some dinner
MY NEXT EX-HUSBAND:
THIS ONE, SHE'S PRETTY MUCH MY FAVORITE...

Music:

So much to list and my original list somehow got erased, which blows b/c it took FOREVER... Pixies, Talking Heads, Cyndi Lauper, Prince, Tom Waits, PJ Harvey, Tori Amos, Roy Orbison, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Weezer, The Arcade Fire, New Order, Aha, Fine Young Cannibals (no I'm not kidding, they drive me crazy...), Eagles of Death Metal, Acid bath, deadboy & the elephantmen, Wilco, Son volt, Uncle Tupelo, Spoon, Built to Spill, Desaparecidos, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Nico, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Devo, They Might Be Giants, Bob Dylan, Traveling Wilburys, Ray LaMontagne, The Decemberists, Damien Rice, Ryan Adams, Gillian Welch, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Peeping Tom, Ween, The Flaming Lips, Dinosaur Jr, NIN, Bauhaus, TV on the Radio, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Misfits, Ramones, Operation Ivy, The Descendents, Dead Kennedys, Bad Brains, The Plasmatics, Jane's Addiction, The Hives, The Strokes, Tegan & Sara, Concrete Blonde, Blondie, Led Zeppelin, Jesus & Mary Chain, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Clutch, Violent Femmes, Elton John, The Police, Johnny Cash, James Brown, The Smiths, Morrissey, Melvins, Explosions in the Sky, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Ani Difranco, Silversun Pickups, The Killers, Coldplay, Rilo Kiley, The National, Interpol, The Shins, Matt Pond PA, The Rentals, Reverend Horton Heat, Mojo Nixon, Dead Milkmen, Street Dogs, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, ETC (this could go on forever)

NEW ORDER lyrics

Movies:

little miss sunshine, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, benny & joon, shaun of the dead, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, children of men, running with scissors, stranger than fiction, winter passing, high fidelity, about a boy, amelie, the goonies, evil dead, star wars, napoleon dynamite, the hours, garden state, the girl next door, clue, bend it like beckham, lord of the rings trilogy, reality bites, go, adventures of baron munchausen, labrynth, 200 cigarettes, the princess bride, 16 candles, weird science, ferris buehler's day off, breakfast club, real genius, monty python and almost anything foreign or independent

Television:

Heroes, House, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, Weeds, Dexter, Californication, Discovery Channel, TLC, Food Network, Adult Swim, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Big Love, Carnivale, The L Word, Huff, LA Ink

Books:

" Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not. Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end. Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of the bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm. There is only one serious question. And that is: Who knows how to make love stay? Answer me that and I will tell you whether or not to kill yourself. Answer me that and I will ease your mind about the beginning and the end of time. Answer me that and I will reveal to you the purpose of the moon." - Tom Robbins -

Heroes:

"Then, of course, there is my grandpa. They say he would have loved me best, above anyone else, even them, if he'd been around after I was born. You see, he is a ghost, but that doesn't mean he is lost to me. He is part of my blood-born memory, nourished by stories. I would sit for hours listening to their tales about him and shutting my eyes so tight my lids ached, while I imagined him completely..."
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My Blog

Hold on to What You Need, We've Got a Knack for Fucked Up History

Stop Talking...My hands Come together And I draw in the breath through my teeth Your curt shots Sarcastic remarks Come so often They're never sincere Darker amusement sets in That's the probl...
Posted by Mandi on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:31:00 PST

Today I'll Crawl Out of Bed...

I got a JOB!  I start tomorrow!!! Yay!!! I like exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all.
Posted by Mandi on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

We Won Pink Floyd Pub Quiz... and all I got was a peep shoved in my mouth

GROSS!!!!!!!!!  Peeps are the nastiest thing on planet earth.  And to make it even grosser apparently there is some game where you buy a bunch of peeps when they go on sale after Easter... g...
Posted by Mandi on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

I caught you and your canvas eyes

the sky looks pretty normal and so do the trees I woke up pretty early and I could see that I've been walking I've been thinking I've been looking at you sideways I've been moving I've been dreami...
Posted by Mandi on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:14:00 PST

Take this job and shove it

So far this week has consisted of the following:   Tuesday  at the end of a work day, I get called into a "meeting"&. and am told that I am suspended from work due to a possible lay off/terminat...
Posted by Mandi on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:05:00 PST

PUB QUIZ CHAMPIONS!!!

Yeah, so Missy and Bekki and Robert and I totally kicked motherfucking ASS at Pub Quiz last night.  The topic?  Sex... and the prizes?  Priceless... I never knew a dental dam could be s...
Posted by Mandi on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

I thought there would be table of contents THEN ass

..> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha I wasn't ready for this!  It was just ass right away... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTnKx2NkFi8 ..>...
Posted by Mandi on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:29:00 PST

Give Me One Good Reason Not to Do It

Ah surveys, such an utter waste of time, such a sure sign of lameness... I love them. 70 QUIRKS ABOUT ME - 1. Initials - Mea 2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:  Houdini, Steve McQueen...
Posted by Mandi on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:35:00 PST

Nihil ex nihilo

"For he was not a sociable man. Indeed, he was unsociable to a degree I had never before experienced in anybody. He was, in fact, as he called himself, a real wolf of the Steppes, a strange, wild, shy...
Posted by Mandi on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:45:00 PST

My Papa

I got a call this afternoon that my papa had suddenly died today at noon.  He was having health problems, but was due to have surgery Tuesday to attempt to correct them.  I am in shock and j...
Posted by Mandi on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:31:00 PST