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Scott

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SHIT TASHThis is a fine art, it requires a high amount of skill and accuracy. This so-called move can be peroformed on either male or female and leaves a disgusting stench under the nose and maybe even a stain. there is a worked example shown...First the male or female inserts his index finger or maybe 2 fingers depending on the victim into his rectum or maybe just rubs the crack and then goes in for the kill by rubbing these 2 fingers across his/hers victims upper lip and then claims it by shouting "Shit Tash..1-0" or "Schnibledddd!"

My Interests

Music is a good part of my life, Everything and anything EXCEPT COUNTRY & WESTERN! Football is the other part of my life, eat sleep and breathe it!

I'd like to meet:

Thierry Henry - Awesome ambassador to the wonderful game!Keeley - I think she has amazing ear lobes!!!Check out this MySpace MP3 Player !

Music:

At the moment Electronica, 1980's style is my flavour of the year. Catch myself listening to classic FM sometimes tho! I used to DJ so have loads of records. I WANT MY DECKS BACK, NOW!

Movies:

Dont watch a lot of TV or Films, have to say Kill Bill or anything by Quentin Tarantino is the shit right there tho!

Television:

Hardly watch it, to busy workin, listening to music or gettin SHIT FACED!

Books:

Concentration span of an ant, dont read, wont read!

Heroes:

The person who invented football and the person who invented music.