About Me
Audiofuse is every toothache, sore, scab, broken bone, case
of the clap, mosquito bite, bear attack, lion maming, bird dropping,
dog eating your ass off, stubbing your toe, biting your tongue
while chewing bubble gum, paper cut, crick in your neck,
charliehorse, headache, car wreck, shark attack, every rabbit that
died for its lucky foot, all the deer and fish mounted on the wall,
every Chia Pet that died and never grew back, all the goldfish
flushed down the toilet, every firecracker-stuffed frog, the pet
rocks that were thrown outside and forgot, every friend that fell
and got laughed at, is every bruised shin, black eye, bloody nose,
hangnail, earache, ringworm, jockitch, suckerpunch, kick to the
face, low blow, stomped foot, tittytwister, wedgie, wet willie, Indian
burn, purple nurple, zit, pimple, boil, blood blister, unexplainable
rash, razor burn, cut, speeding ticket, bee sting, halitosis, and every
bad day you've ever had, it's every rainbow, butterfly, Christmas
morning, birthday, first kiss, blue sky, every sunset, birth of a child,
first word, it's the fresh food at a buffet, first bike, first ride without
training wheels, long walks on the beach with a loved one, first night
in the back of a car, game-winning touchdown, finding money you
forgot about, first time discovering yourself, grandma's cooking, it's
a warm summer day, a nice drive through the country side, losing
yourself in a good book or movie, finally getting your cast took off,
new school clothes, an "A" in math, recess, school pizza, a pat on
the back for a job well done, a good haircut, a winning lottery ticket,
realizing you do have a best friend, knowing your parents love you
even if they don't tell you, buying stuff with your own money, your
first promotion, a good concert, milk and cookies, your first tattoo,
fresh cut foliage, thanksgiving dinner, always having toilet paper,
money back on your taxes, candlelight dinners with that special
someone, Halloween parties, breakfast in bed, chicken noodle soup
when you're sick, lolliepops, gummy bears, the invention of ice cream,
first car, playing in the rain, summers out of school, riding your first
wheelie, writing a good song, and knowing it's not the good things in
life that make us who we are, it's how we deal with the bad.................
