Bones

I like to hang out with my freinds and party with people who know how to do it well. I'm big on House and Trance music and into the Dj/club/rave scene. I have a nice set of turntables and am learning to Dj, but it seems I have too many records and not enough time. My record buying is very nearly out of control. I'm a sucker for a good throwback house remix. I have a powerful love for black phat pants, dress shirts with the sleeves rolled up, collar open, and aviator shades. The more obnoxious the better. I sport some seriously dope sideburns, and have one charming fuckin smile. Theres nothing in the world like a fresh haircut or a new blue dress shirt. I'll take paintball when I can get it. I say wierd shit. My alter ego is a Space Pirate Captain named Maliel Blackburns, who commands the DeathTouch Armada and fights Moon Robots. Think Jack Sparrow with space ships and laser guns. Some people would say I'm too into science fiction. I would say they don't know how deep it goes. Yeah, I am kind of a geek. My love for my freinds is surpassed only for my love of my family. In many cases the line between the two is too blurred to see. I'm nothing without my freinds. I grew up in Laredo, Y QUE!? Momma is a Mexican girl, a PHD, a hardass, and I love her. Dad is descended from the same proud Hungarian warriors who kicked the Turks back across the Carpathian Maountains and beyond. Order of the Dragon, bitches. I'm a sort of filthy half-breed mutant possessed of my mother's preternatural intelligence and my father's characteristic dastardly, devilish charm. I can remember a surprising amount of information with encyclopedic detail, just so long as none of it will ever prove useful. I can talk some bad shit in Spanish when I'm in the mood. I love the sound of my own voice, especially because I'm almost always right. Singing makes me happy. Sometimes I think about having work done on my teeth. I try to eat right and exercise but shit gets in the way sometimes. I wouldn't say I have OCD, but I certainly have OCD-like tendencies. Fucking with my records is a great way to get on my bad side. I drink. I love Shiner Bock, but I'm too health concious to drink beer all the time anymore. If it's not a Saphire Tonic in the high ball glass in my hand, its likely hundred proof bourbon. Rocks. Knob Creek, and What? When I can't remember people's names I toss my hands up and blame it on the booze. If I ever stay at your house, you shall know me by the trail of my luggage. Some people take Prozac. I over pack. Werd.