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jenny s

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. -Mark Twain

About Me

Trying to figure it out.

My Interests

My doggie dog dog dog. Improv and laughin' real hard at stuff. News. Crime. Supernatural events. The unexplained. Quotes. Cooking. The beach. Wine. Tennis shoes. Old jewelry. Puppies. Hypnosis. Tax law.

I'd like to meet:

A cowboy, a hockey player, Santa, Stevie Nicks, myself age 4, Lou Ferrigno, Lucille Ball, the genious who invented pretzels in butter-flavor nugget form.
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Insane Poet.

Where You Lived: Australia.

How You Died: Buried alive. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Music:

None of your business if you're just going to judge me! Okay: Stereophonics, OkGo, Little Kim, Barbara Steisand, Dar Williams, The Jayhawks, Patty Griffin, The Samples, The Freddy Jones Band, Ani Difranco, Rilo Kiley, Air Supply, Guided by Voices, Barry Manilow, Fleetwood Mac, Poison, Counting Crows, a little bit of country and I'm a wealth of early hip-hop knowledge. Maybe some select electronic.-- I just realized I forgot to add Kenny Loggins. I meant to save him for last, but he was nearly omitted. Whew.

Movies:

wow. get out your barf bags. Fav's: Tombstone, Gladiator, Kiss me Goodbye, Sixteen Candles, Strange Brew, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Eternal Sunshine..., Grease 2 (that's right, 2), Bram Stoker's Dracula, Ghostbusters, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Harvey, Conan the Destroyer, Beastmaster, Secretary, I'm forgetting a ton. There's no congruous thread, however. I don't watch hardly any movies anymore. (most of the above were viewed on my family's beta vcr we had until '94.) The Jerk, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Fame, Pulp Fiction, Eyes Wide Shut, Wrath of Khan, Sideways, Napoleon Dynomite.

Television:

But basically anything like Cops, animal cops, murder investigation, self-help/home-improvement/make-over (i'm a sucker for a great reveal), Extreme elimination challenge, Sunday Night Sex Show with the old lady host, comedy central. Reno 911!!! Best of both worlds!

Books:

Slaughterhouse Five, Great Gatsby, Whoever Fights Monsters, Bible, Everything is Illuminated, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Where are you dying tonight?, Conversations with God. (Love the classics, anything self-improvement oriented, spiritual, smart-funny, or of course about serial killers.)

Heroes:

Wonder Woman, STEVIE NICKS, The Incredible Hulk, Swamp Thing, Dr. Seuss, Carol Burnett, Dave Razowsky, Kim Gangwish, Lucille Ball, Stevie Nicks, my grandpa.