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I Piss Excellence

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About Me

YES...I piss excellence...But my name is Rey, i just got back from Iraq, again, and im ready to have a good time. Im 5'11-6'0, athletic, and i look like my pictures...so go look at em. I like hangin out with my friends and family, cause they're what gets you through the tough times and they always got your back. I love havin fun no matter what i do, and i love my rum...yes...its true...Im a Pirate. Im not lookin for any drama nor any girls to break my heart...cause its been done and its not cool. I am upfront and tell you like it is, cause there's no point in lying because all you'll do is hurt someone in the long run, so why do it. So hit me up if ya want and lets just go have a good time.
..THE MARINE STOOD AND FACED GOD, WHICH MUST ALWAYS COME TO PASS. HE HOPED HIS SHOES WERE SHINING, JUST AS BRIGHTLY AS HIS BRASS. "STEP FORWARD NOW, MARINE, HOW SHALL I DEAL WITH YOU? HAVE YOU ALWAYS TURNED THE OTHER CHEEK? TO MY CHURCH HAVE YOU BEEN TRUE?" THE MARINE SQUARED HIS SHOULDERS AND SAID, "NO, LORD, I GUESS I AINT. BECAUSE THOSE OF US WHO CARRY GUNS, CAN'T ALWAYS BE A SAINT. I'VE HAD TO WORK MOST SUNDAYS, AND AT TIMES MY TALK WAS TOUGH. AND SOMETIMES I'VE BEEN VIOLENT, BECAUSE THE WORLD IS AWFULLY ROUGH. BUT, I NEVER TOOK A PENNY, THAT WASN'T MINE TO KEEP.. THOUGH I WORKED A LOT OF OVERTIME, WHEN THE BILLS GOT JUST TOO STEEP. AND I NEVER PASSED A CRY FOR HELP, THOUGH AT TIMES I SHOOK WITH FEAR. AND SOMETIMES, GOD, FORGIVE ME, I'VE WEPT UNMANLY TEARS. I KNOW I DON'T DESERVE A PLACE, AMONG THE PEOPLE HERE. THEY NEVER WANTED ME AROUND, EXCEPT TO CALM THEIR FEARS. IF YOU'VE A PLACE FOR ME HERE, LORD, IT NEEDN'T BE SO GRAND. I NEVER EXPECTED OR HAD TOO MUCH, BUT IF YOU DON'T, I'LL UNDERSTAND. THERE WAS A SILENCE ALL AROUND THE THRONE, WHERE THE SAINTS HAD OFTEN TROD. AS THE MARINE WAITED QUIETLY, FOR THE JUDGMENT OF HIS GOD. "STEP FORWARD NOW, YOU MARINE, YOU'VE BORNE YOUR BURDENS WELL. WALK PEACEFULLY ON HEAVEN'S STREETS, YOU'VE DONE YOUR TIME IN HELL."

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My Interests

I like to party and have a good time where ever i go and what ever i do. i like to play sports, go to gym, and just chill.

I'd like to meet:

Beautiful women and friends from the past. Conan, B.A. Baracus, Stewie, jenna ja, kate beckinsale, Optimus Prime, Captain Morgan, The Thundercats,and BooBs.

Music:

floggin molly, wu-tang (all of em), 50 cent, nas, biggie, luda, avenged sevenfold, afi, metallica, disturbed, chevelle, rage against the machine, system of a down, dropkick murphy,oldies, a lil bit of country...yea i said it country...fuck it...if its good and i like it, then ill listen to it.

Movies:

Boondock saints - the best movie of all time, tombstone, Star Wars (yes im a fan), Conan, heartbreak ridge, Black hawk down, untouchables, underworld, a whole shit load of others, and any porn ( oh no he said porn...good god! )
Name:
Birthdate: The day after the 9th of july in 1981
Birthplace: Mars
Current Location: On a couch
Hair Color: Negro
Height: 5'11.6754
Weight: 177.333333333333333333333333333333333
Piercings: N/A
Tatoos: 4
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: whats that?
Overused Phraze: Captain and coke please
FAVORITES
Food: Steak....bloody with lobster
Candy: sour stuff
Number: 69, 7
Color: BLACK
Animal: ME
Drink: Captain
Alcohol Drink: Captain
Bagel: Captain...oh wait...
Letter: XXX
Body Part on Opposite sex: tits and ass...cmon now
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: either with alcohol
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Carls 6$ Jalepeno burger with crisscut fries
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: ?
Chocolate or Vanilla I got some chocolate for ya
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: I got more where that came from
Kiss or Hug: Tittyfuck
Dog or Cat: Tiger
Rap or Punk: ALL
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: unrealistic movies with lots of shooting and violence
Love or Money: sex
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Most Missed Memory: MY Stepdad
Best phyiscal feature: my right pinky and my cock...whichever ones bigger
First Thought Waking Up: Whats Josh doing today?
Goal for this year: stay alive
Best Friends: You know who are...
Weakness: She knows who she is
Fears: are u my daddy?
Heritage: JEDI
Longest relationship: 15 minutes
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: right now
Ever Smoked: cigars
Pot: no
Ever been Drunk: still drinkin
Ever been beaten up: by midgets
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: i stole this couch
Ever Skinny Dipped: yea
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: no just sex
Been Dumped Lately: does a hangover count
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue/green
Favorite Hair Color: black/drk brown
Short or Long: as long as i can pull it
Height: i dont kno
Style: ?
Looks or Personality: doesnt matter
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: 38DDD
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a couple
What country do you want to Visit: the moon, ireland, russia
How do you want to Die: drunk or in a fight...or both
Been to the Mall Lately: yesterday...i saw up a girls skirt
Do you like Thunderstorms: as long as im inside
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: drunk
Do you think your Attractive: only in my spongebob thong
Believe in Yourself: yea
Want to go to College: huh?
Do you Smoke: cigars
Do you Drink: only when im drunk
Shower Daily: if there are showers
Been in Love: only when im drunk
Do yo Sing: sometimes
Want to get Married: only if im drunk
Do you want Children: 2
Have your future kids names planned out: oooops
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 57
Hate anyone: not really
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Television:

A-Team, gi joes, ninja turtles, transformers, thundercats, CSI, Chappelle show ( Im Rick James Bitch... ), and yes i watch the History channel, and FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL!

Books:

Playboy, penthouse, club, score, oh books........ ooooops

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Heroes:

My hero is my Step dad. Gone but not forgotten.