I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do, so the little got more and more.
The Sydney Fish Markets
Avoiding Tony Abbott
Maine
Knitting
Cajun Cooking
CANCER?!?! DON'T GIVE ME CANCER!!!
Beerenberg Tomato Sauce
Twinings Tea
Refuse Meat Products (as in waste; not as in avoid)
Making Plans
Lamenting How Much Better Things Were Back In My Day
Making Fun Of Cunce That Diet
I don't add bands so don't send me a friend request. I fucking hate bands actually. Yes, all of them. Just because I actually HAVE some bands listed as friends doesn't mean I don't hate them, it just means they've bought me drinks or given me gobbies.
(Is it wrong to use the word "gobbies" on a MySpace page? Probably.)
So yeah, bands, go add Jager Uprising or Stuart Stuart or someone who actually cares about your "career".
This goes double for postrockers.
It goes triple for nu-funk metal groups from the Eastern Suburbs, surf-core groups from Balmoral, and any of you little punks who think that posting banner adverts made up in MSPaint with JJJ request line details qualifies as good publicity.
AND IT GOES QUADRUPLE FOR ANY BANDS WHO HAVE SEEN THAT I HAVE COOLSIE INDIE CHATS OR BANDS THEY PLAYED A TUESDAY NIGHT WITH ONCE IN MY FRIENDS LIST AND THUS ASSUME I WILL BE DOWN WITH HEARING THEIR PHAT NU BEATS.
Unless, of course, you are in DethKlok.
Also:
Rocket From The Crypt, The Bronx, Warped, Pavement, Fugazi, Hot Snakes, DJ Shadow, Johnny Cash, Suede, You Am I, The Pogues, Further, Tegan and Sara, Flaming Lips, Super Furry Animals, Mogwai, Pavement, The Weakerthans, Curse Ov Dialect, Hard Ons, Isis, Nick Drake, Strike Anywhere, Pelican, shitrock and wankmetal... and about eight and a half thousand bands that are so underground they haven't even formed yet. Bah fuckin' humbug.
The Wind in the Willows, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Night of the Living Dead, Puberty Blues, The Dark Crystal, Spinal Tap, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Purple Rain, Harry Potter (yes, all of them), crappy overdubbed martial arts movies that make no sense but inspire violence and giggling.
Passions, Dr Who, Astroboy, Beavis and Butthead, Nighty Nite, The Big Knights, Catdog, South Park, Gerhard, Fat Pizza, Monkey Magic, Trapdoor, Pepper Pig, Dangermouse, The Simpsons, Dr Phil, King Of The Hill, Iron Chef, Happy Tree Friends and Friends, The Sopranos, Oprah, No Reservations, Globetrekkers
Pfffft. Reading is for the intellectual elite. Exceptions include White Line Fever by Lemmy; Stephanie Alexander's Cooks Companion; and trashy airport novelz.