M.Glove

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name: m.glove
age: 23
orientation: i ♥ boys
from: south dakota
lives: minnesota
status: G Love & my own Special Sauce
"Prove That You Love Me,
& Buy The Next Round."
~Janis Joplin
i'm interested in: PEACE.LOVE.LIFE.MUSIC.FOOD
Small Talk.
I'm sarcastic - jeez, take a joke. I'm Irish. I work a lot. I'm always broke. Sometimes I go to class. I could sleep for days. I suffer from insomnia. I tend to get psycho when I'm drunk - don't take it personally unless you deserve it. Did I mention I drink? I listen to music basically all the time. I Love Bluegrass. Bagpipes & Banjos make me hot. Apparently I'm bitchy. I'm really not as mean as you think I am. I used to play sports and be athletic. I like to jam. I'm a half-assed hippie. I love to cook things SPICY! I burn my roommates' assholes. I cook to Nirvana and Pink Floyd. I write down recipes like an old woman. I drink a glass of Bailey's @ night like an old man. People stare @ me and I hate it. I like changing my hair style. I like picking on people and pissing them off. I'm annoying (supposively). I beg to differ. I like chips - a lot. I smoke cigs when I drive. I smoke cigs when I drink. I get sick when I smoke cigs while drunk. I've given up my habit (SIKE). I'm a puker. I get mad hungover and it's way unfair. But I continue on my drunk journey. I think I've gotten over my drunk naked spell. I like peace. I dislike Bush. I have a mini-me I like to teach naughty things to. She tells me to eat my butt crust and I love her for it. I'm obsessed w/ brushing my teeth. I eat sunflower seeds till my mouth is sore. I take out my aggressions by plucking my eyebrows. My friends love it when I pick my nose. (lol) I wear lots of black by accident. I accidentally only buy black clothes. I can burp louder then you - try me. I'm good at foosball. I have a fucking annoying drunk face lately in pictures - yeah I know u see it. I get drunk @ my family get-togethers. I've forgotten how to dance. I'll stomp you off the dance floor. I love Sushi. Sometimes I eat a whole can of corn for supper. I'm a little forgetful. I fake bake when I remember. I make fun of orange people. I make fun of just about everyone. I have a half Pitbul named Gandhi. He's a straight up pussy. I hate the word "horny." Sick. I was in the TAG (Talented & Gifted) program in Elementry School. I once asked my Mom when the 4th of July was. I enjoy smelling things. My friends say I have a Jewish Nose. I'm afraid that I'm not Ganster enough to pass in today's society. I'm getting over it. Cheers!
QUOTES.
War Is For Whores. Will Someone Please Stop Bush from Fucking us All?
"Bombing for world peace is like fucking for virginity"
"Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without."
~Buddha
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
~Frank Sinatra
"If anything can go wrong, it will. That's the luck of the Irish."
~Murphy's Law
"The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they're sober."
~William Butler Yeats
"Nonviolence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind. It is mightier than the mightiest weapon of destruction devised by the ingenuity of man."
~Gandhi
"Did you just get cock blocked by Bob Saget?"
~Entourage
"Flannel? Isn't that lesbian lingerie?"
~Queer as Folk
"What'd she think we were going to do, perform cunnilingus on top of the wedding cake?"
~Queer as Folk
"It's not who you love, but how you love. Genitalia is simply God's way of accessorizing."
~Queer as Folk
"It was supposed to be dinner, not the fucking Spanish In-queer-sition."
~Queer as Folk
(God I love that show)
"X sqeeze me? Baking powder?"
~Wayne's World
"She's totally flat. Sunken chesticles."
~The Office
"The stones from my enemies - these wounds will heal, but I cannot survive the roses from my friends." ~Ben Harper
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."
~Gandhi
"You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind."
~Gandhi
"One Good Thing About
Music, When It Hits - You
Feel No Pain." - Bob Marley
"Country Music is 3 Chords & The Truth."
-Harlan Howard
My Faves.
Trampled by Turtles. Dave Matthews Band. Radiohead. Alicia Keys. Ben Harper. Green Day. John Butler Trio. The White Stripes. The Beatles. Snakebeard Jackson. Sheryl Crow. Fiona Apple. Pink Floyd. Nine Inch Nails. Nirvana. Bone Thugs. Bennasi Bros. Jah Roots. Tom Petty. Coldplay. Oasis. Flyleaf. Sublime. The Cranberries. Blues Travelers. Collective Soul. Led Zeppelin. Counting Crows. Tiesto. Wookiefoot. Pearl Jam. Particle. Incubus. The Ragbirds. Eazy E. Al Green. Jamiroquai. Bob Marley. Otis Redding. Janis Joplin. Amy Winehouse. Heatbox. Weezer. WBPN. Joan Osborne. Old Crow Medicine. Pert Near Sandstone. Spider John Koerner & Tony Glover. Lenny Kravitz. BIG. Sam Salter. Soundgarden. The Stones. Red Hot Chili Peppers. The Turtles. CCR. Stealin Strings. Jay-Z. The Lovin' Spoonful. Hyentide. Liquid Thin. John Lennon. Eazy E. The Quaker City Night Hawks. James Taylor. MMW. Keith Sweat. G. Love & Special Sauce. Aerosmith. Blue Oyster Cult. Deep Purple. Eric Clapton. Jethro Tull. Hendrix. The Kinks. Queen. Steppenwolf. The Who. Johnny Cash. Ginuwine. Lynyrd Skynyrd. The Doors. The Animals. Metallica. Infamous Stringdusters. Allman Brother’s Band. Cat Stevens. 2pac.
Mother's Little Helper is Valium