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jojothefilipino

About Me

Don't give a fuck whatcha think, I'm gonna mix my whites & colors! The man's not gonna control me! All the answers to the questions of the universe can be found in SPAM or the Olsen Twins. My socks don't match when I wear boots. I always try to sneak in one extra item in the express lane at the grocery store...I'm a rebel!I also enjoy ripping off the federal tags on pillows. The FEDS haven't caught me yet. Squishing the marshmallow Peeps at the store during Easter is a fave during the season. Squish-Squish! I'm an artist/musician/karaoke hellion/dollar slave/beat junkie/music lovin/hand talkin/sculpture fanatic/deconstructive constructive/contrarian/Gin & Tonic boozin/PBR n pool playin/ex-smoker/cancer survivor/motorcycle livin/half-burnt gasoline lovin/not Asian but Filipino/urban prisoner... Here's some of my stuff...I like playin w/clay also...What else ... Wire

My Interests

Mastering my Easy Bake Oven-my lasagne kicks ass! On a lazy Sunday I like to braid the mane on "My Little Pony". Strip Pictionary with the guys I pick up at the day labor center. OOOOOH- Yahtzee tournaments! During graduation in June I like to cruise the local high schools in my '81 Firebird (T-tops off ofcourse). I've got an extensive collection of Generra "HyperColor" shirts. If I'm not playing Dungeons & Dragons with the Cheyenne High's A/V Club than I'm usually styling my mullet. The "Party in the Back" is nearly halfway to my ass! Aereola's are interesting too. Taking pictures is funn... I recently started celebrating my birthday on a grand scale... Getting dirty riding petrol powered machines of mayhem is always fun...Ahhh, the smell of 2-stroke oil...

I'd like to meet:

Someone who'd be willing to give me a million dollars...just because. And, if I've got the time, Dita Von Teese...

Music:

oooh, I really like music with rhythm, and melody. Throw in some harmony for a lil variety. Fireside or living room sing-a-longs are always in style...

Movies:

Haven't been in anything you might have seen. I was in a soft porn that played at the Cheyenne, Wyoming public theatre a couple of years ago. It was during my experimental stage. I do body double work for Margaret Cho.

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And Tina Fey is a comical genius for writing this screenplay

Television:

Yes, TV Sux/p

Books:


I Leik Tu ReED

Heroes:

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