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Halfsharkalligatorhalfman

About as useless as a pecker on a Pope

About Me


"Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole." Mark, Garden State
I like crappy music, geeky movies, comic books and I spend entirely too much time in front of the computer.
I listen to punk rock, but I'm not a punk. I go to bars, but I don't drink. I'm a burner, but I don't smoke. I'm from The Bay, but I don't get dumb. I'm Mexican, but I don't eat beans. I love gatherings, but I hate people... Don't ask. I can't explain it either.
Message me suckuhs; AOL Instant Messenger: garsha02 or El Garsha Diablo, Yahoo! Messenger: garsha02
Ezekiel 1:4 And I looked, and, behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire.
Ezekiel 1:16 The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness: and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.
Ezekiel 10:5 And the sound of the cherubims' wings was heard even to the outer court, as the voice of the Almighty God when he speaketh.
Ezekiel 10:19 And the cherubims lifted up their wings, and mounted up from the earth in my sight: when they went out, the wheels also were beside them, and every one stood at the door of the east gate of the Lord's house; and the glory of the God of Israel was over them above.
Ezekiel 10:20 This is the living creature that I saw under the God of Israel by the river of Che'bar; and I knew that they were the cherubims.
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My Interests


Who wants to play some Yahoo! Dominoes?

Loud music. Fast music. Live music.
Aliens. UFOs.
Vampires. Things that go bump in the night.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus or the Aliens (Who ever comes back first)

Music:



Sublime, Beastie Boys, Cypress Hill, System Of A Down, Rage Against The Machine, Everlast, Incubus, No Doubt, Green Day, Weezer, Bouncing Souls, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Ramones, Descendents, 30footFall, Transplants, Rancid, Distillers, Against Me!, Blink, Unwritten Law, Dance Hall Crashers, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, gob, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Taking Back Sunday, Sparta, At The Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Queens Of The Stone Age, 311, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Shortbus, Every Time I Die, The Bronx, Deftones, Primus, Slipknot, Toadies, Burden Brothers, Clutch, Motley Crue, Portishead, Basement Jaxx, DJ Krush, DJ Shadow, Aphrodite, Dieselboy, House Of Pain, Dilated Peoples, Swollen Members, Jurassic 5, Wu-Tang...

Movies:



300! All View Askewniverse (Kevin Smith) movies, Dazed And Confused, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, M. Night. Shyamalan movies, American Beauty, all Tarantino flicks, The OG Star Wars Trilogy, Revenge Of The Sith, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Serenity, Braveheart, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Se7en, Fallen, Bound, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Stand By Me, The Breakfast Club, Election, Napolean Dynamite, Nacho Libre, Borat, Superbad, The Outsiders, The Lost Boys, American History X, Wes Anderson flicks, Good Will Hunting, Garden State, all Bruce Lee movies, Appleseed, comic book movies...

Television:



The Office, Seinfeld, X-Files, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Smallville, Charmed, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, Crank Yankers, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Family Guy, My Name Is Earl, How I Met Your Mother, Cheers, The Wonder Years, Freaks And Geeks, Firefly, The Shield, Rescue Me, Nip/Tuck, The Sopranos, Rome, Heroes...

Books:


Behold A Pale Horse by William Cooper, Star Wars novels, comic books (favorite writers/artists: Joseph Michael Linsner, Kevin Smith, Todd McFarlane, Brian Michael Bendis, Mark Millar, Billy Tucci, Greg Horn, Jay Anacleto, Josh Middleton, Steve Niles, Ben Templesmith, Joss Whedon, Brian Paulido...)

Heroes:


My Blog

Entering a mosh area may be dangerous and is at your own risk.

So, I know some of ya' have seen the picture of the x-ray and are askin' "what the hell did you break?" Well, here's how it went down... This past Saturday I was at the Green Day concert at SBC Pa...
Posted by Halfsharkalligatorhalfman on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 03:50:00 PST

Darth Garsha

Join the dark side! You know you wanna. Join Me! Together, We will rule Myspace!Posted by Halfsharkalligatorhalfman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST