Hi. I'm Kiefer, though you probably know this. I'm usually kind of cool to hang around, in my opinion. I'm very trustworthy, and completely honest. I don't smoke or drink, or do drugs. I like to read a lot. I do very well in school, and I don't mind it, although they do their best to make it less enjoyable. I'm a bit shy about meeting new people. If you're standing in a crowd of people, or even just with one or two people I don't know, and we are friends, I do want to talk to you, but I don't want enter the middle of the crowd of people that I don't know. Don't ask me why. I have a bit of an anger problem, but it doesn't surface often. I don't like liars, or people who do things under false pretenses for their own personal gain and/or other people's misfortune. I like to be there for my friends, and to be able to help out. I derive a good deal of pleasure from helping my friends in some way...when recognized, which doesn't seem to be often. Still, can't really complain.
You may get the impression that I'm egotistical, like some people do. Sorry if that's how you see me, because that's not who I am or want to be. If you do see me in that way, tell me, then just don't talk to me anymore, and my apologies to you for your misconception.
I might be just old-fashioned or something, but I don't act the way most guys do towards a girl unless we're good friends, because the way I see it, most guys don't have much respect for girls' personal comfort. I try to be nice, respectful, sweet, helpful, funny...y'know, the "gentleman" kind of thing. There's not much else to say here, so. If you read this, thanks.
Kiefer es marvilloso! He's funny and intelligent and better at math than any button-smothered product Texas Instruments has ever put out. Kiefer is good for serious conversations and also great for good ol' fashioned retardation--quite the awesome combination. He's cool, honest, and one of the few members of the male gender with a substantial amount of well-functioning gray matter. Yaaay kiefer! THE END.
-Bailey H.
Kiefer is cool, sometimes... But he can be a total ass, too... He's too smart for his own fucking good... He has too many random thoughts... He just knows how to be fun though, adding to the enjoyment of everybody, I think we can all agree...
- Jacob H.
Kiefer, you are greatness. From your big brain to your fluffy body! I love you man. :] You can be a bit of an arsehole, but ohs well. You're still a pretty cool guy.
- Danielle S.
Kiefer is super smart and nice and cool and won't hit me if I kick him (and let's keep it that way ^_^ )
-Linda T.
My opinion of kiefer would be something along the lines of WTH. Kiefer is like cake without the icing. No, no, instead of icing you have to have super omega robots with laser beams shooting out of their eyes, because nobody wants icing on their birthday cake, no, we secretly all want Kiefer robots.There's just nothing literal that explains him. You have to use weird ass analogies and metaphors that almost don't make sense. EDIT: I love him bunches.
-Marcelle "Mars" L.
You like things...and stuff. And thats cool.
Ian "Vegan" O.
