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About Me


Hi there, thanks for checking out my profile. My name is Lalaine, I'm married and a mother 2 beautiful girls (Alana who is 4 1/2 yrs old and Kiana who is 20 months old) with another one on the way (a boy!). I believe that things happen for a reason and I always try to find something positive from any given situation and take it as a learning experience. I didn't always have this philosophy and looking back now, I wasted my time bitching and complaining! *lol* I should have adopted the "If you don't like what's going on, do something to change it or shut up!" attitude. The world would have been a lot less harsh and painful for me back then. At least I learned, right? Whether you believe it or not, we have the power to control our own destiny (I highly suggest you read or watch the movie "The Secret"). It most certainly changed my outlook in life! Anyway, I love life in general and my world revolves around my babies! Anything and everything I do are for them (If you're a parent, I'm sure you can relate). I'm also proud to say that I'm a Passion Consultant with the #1 Adult Home Party in United States and Canada (a complete 360 from working in the Workers Compensation industry, eh? *lol*). My kids are one of the main reasons why I got started in this business in the first place, so I can spend most of my time with them. I truly love and enjoy what I do! How many people can actually say that about their job? Every time I go to work, I end up at a party! If you'd like to place an order, host a party, or become a consultant, feel free to give me a buzz (no pun intended), let me know how I can be of assistance.

What are Adult Home Parties?
They are commonly known as Adult Toy Parties or Sex Toy Parties. If you're expecting a big orgy fest, you'll be very disappointed. Keep in mind not all adult home party companies are the same so do some research and ask questions. Our product packaging, catalogs and brochures say it all - no crude, tacky, vulgar, or explicit images! Rest assure that my parties are done in a professional and tasteful manner. If you've never hosted or attended one, you are missing out! They are fun, FREE, and informative in-home parties for women 18+ featuring our exclusive pheromone-based plumeria scented bath & body line, massage oils and lotions, tasty edibles, lubricants, adult toys, games, and much more. They are definitely not your mom's Tupperware Party! Whether it be a bachelorette party, bridal shower, post-baby shower, couples party, divorce party, singles party, housewarming, or just because party, they are the Ultimate Girls' Night In! Let me bring you the ultimate shopping experience. Smell, taste, feel, and touch a wide variety of quality sensual products from mild to wild, there is something for every woman! Release that inner Passion Goddess! Shop from your seat, not on your feet. Ordering is always secure and confidential. Gather your girlfriends, host a party, and earn FREE and/or discounted goodies! Currently booking June, reserve your party date today!

Hostess Special - Host a Party, Get a FREE Bullet & More!
I'm serving all of Southern California especially the 562, 310, 213, 323, 626, 714, 818, and 909 areas. Even if you're not in my area, we have consultants all over US and Canada so I'm sure I can find a qualified consultant who can do your party, just let me know.
In commemoration of Aphrodite; the "Goddess of Love", when you book and host a party with me from now through June, you as a hostess will:
Get a FREE Bullet ($12 value) as a Thank You Gift just for hosting a party! Earn 10% of party sales toward FREE goodies (min $350 total party sales required*). Be able to purchase exclusive Hostess Only products at a big discount (min $300 total party sales required*). Be entered into the Viva Las Vegas Sweepstakes and get a chance to win a trip for two to Las Vegas, Nevada (min $350 total party sales required*). Receive 40% OFF one item** (min $400 total party sales required*). Receive 40% OFF two items** (min $800 total party sales*). Receive 40% OFF three items** (min $1,000 total party sales required*). Receive an additional $100 added to your total party sales when 2 of your guests book their own party before or the night of your party (min $350 total party sales required*).*Minimum total party sale requirement excludes hostess order, sales tax & shipping/handling.
**Discount excludes the Love Swing, Lingerie and Hostess Only Products.
What are you waiting for? Get your girlfriends together and have the Ultimate Girls' Night In! It's easy, you provide the home and guests, and I supply the sensual products and the fun! Call me and book your party today. Too swamped for a regular party? Do a catalog party instead. Ask me for details!
It's a Boy Online Sale - My baby boy is due July 1! What better way to commemorate my son's upcoming birth than give my valued customers another money-saving opportunity to enjoy our wide selection of quality sensual products. Keep in mind that this offer is in addition to our current Summer Specials, now that's what you call savings!! Place an online order and receive 15% OFF your entire order. Use discount code ITSABOY at checkout. Remember, this offer expires July 1!
**All orders are secure and confidential.**
Gift certificates are also available, email me directly.
Want to party for a living? Watch the video below.
Aside from the fun party aspect, I would like to share the business opportunity as well. If you can't honestly say you love what you do for a living, consider the opportunity in the in-home party business. Imagine being able to schedule your own hours, decide how much you make, receive recognition for all your hard work, help other women, travel, meet new people, have fun, and get paid to party! You can start with a $100 kit (valued at $250), but I'm very excited to share that during April 1 to May 31, 2007, all new consultants who sign up to become a Passion Consultant can purchase either the $250 kit (valued at $700) and receive $115 in FREE additional products or the $450 kit (valued at $1,000) and receive $150 in FREE additional products - both kits earning you the maximum buying discount from day one! What does this mean? The bigger the buying discount, the more profit for you! And with the FREE additional items, you can either add to your demo or sell for more profit. So there is no better time than now to take advantage of this awesome opportunity! I wish this special was going on when I signed up *lol*.
If any of this sounds like something you would like to explore further, don't waste any time, I'm just a click or a phone call away. Who knows, maybe you'll be the newest team member of the Vibrating Vixenz. Looking forward to hearing from you!


Lalaine Perez
Independent Passion Consultant
Email: [email protected]
Cell: (562) 243-3143

Empowering Women from the Bedroom to the Bank, One Woman at a Time."

My Interests



Taking care of my babies, hanging out with the girls, Starbucks (hmm.. caramel frap), going out to eat (TGIFridays, Chili's, Olive Garden, etc), planning for my family's future, parties, working out (24 Hour Fitness baby!), the list goes on and on.

I'd like to meet:

I love meeting new people although sometimes, I give off the impression that I don't want to be bothered (so I've been told). I'd love to meet fun, driven, energetic, motivated, friendly, positive, & ambitious men and women from all walks of life. No negative drama-ridden people, I got my own drama. Besides, I don't want additional shyt rubbing off on me! But it's true that a person can never have too many good quality friends so feel free to say hi, I don't bite (unless I have to). Please take a quick second and add your birthday to my Birthday Calendar so I can send you a little something on your special day.



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"If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much." - Jim Rohn
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results" - Albert Einstein
"Quality is not an act. It is a habit." - Aristotle
"The man who does things makes many mistakes, but he never makes the biggest mistake -- doing nothing." - Benjamin Franklin
"Failures don't plan to fail; they fail to plan." - Harvey Mackay
"Great ideas start with completely unrealistic thoughts." - Markus Mettler
"The chief danger in life is you may take too many precautions." - Alfred Adler
"First, think. Second, believe. Third, dream. And finally, dare." - Walt Disney
"Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great" - Fernando Flores
"Arguing with a fool proves there are two." - Doris M. Smith

My Blog

STOP BLAMING MYSPACE

I didn't write this but I completely agree. MySpace has been getting a lot of negative publicity and I don't think it's fair. It's kind of like that saying, "guns don't kill people, people kill people...
Posted by I Do THOSE Parties! [email protected] on Thu, 31 May 2007 03:08:00 PST

Men are like......

1. Men are like Laxatives... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather... Nothing can be done to change them. 4....
Posted by I Do THOSE Parties! [email protected] on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:46:00 PST

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.....On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.(That'...
Posted by I Do THOSE Parties! [email protected] on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:01:00 PST

Various Jokes

Ladies Night OutTwo women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and wa...
Posted by I Do THOSE Parties! [email protected] on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time S...
Posted by I Do THOSE Parties! [email protected] on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:56:00 PST

Mothers

If you send this to just one person, it should make it all the wayaround the world by Mother's Day.This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers intheir arms, wiping up barf lac...
Posted by I Do THOSE Parties! [email protected] on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

Ten Things Dumbasses Do On Myspace

ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 100,000 frien...
Posted by I Do THOSE Parties! [email protected] on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:59:00 PST

Survey: 59 Honest Questions

If you're not going to be honest, don't take this survey1. Who is the last person you held hands with?- myself? *lol*2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?- probably3. Do you sleep wit...
Posted by I Do THOSE Parties! [email protected] on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:28:00 PST

Things Only a Mom Can Teach

THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ... "Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING ... "You are going to get it when we get home!" M...
Posted by I Do THOSE Parties! [email protected] on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:46:00 PST

Article: Act to Create It by Jack Canfield

Act to Create It by Jack Canfield, America's Success Coach If you want to live your dreams, not only must you decide what you want, turn your dream into measurable goals, break those goals down into ...
Posted by I Do THOSE Parties! [email protected] on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST