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dilemma emma

crazy bird!!!

About Me

Work hard play hard,wanna b rich live in a mansion n own a tvr,i have a whole bunch of crazy friends who lead me astray so rich ill never be! Live wit my bloke n my cat in a sleepy little town called sudbury,which i like 2 wake up from its coma most weekends oh yes! my most hated chore has gotta be washing my car,i mean u know full well u wash it an it either rains or a bird craps on it,so i leave it dirty. No1 pet hate is people who say they never fart,now come on who hasnt done it in the bath an watched the bubbles rise lol... I'm being 2 honest here but its good so 4 more we have my most common saying:-"My mouths like ghandi's flipflop" gotta be said after a night on the snakebite n black. What i wish i could change about myself i recon is opening my mouth 0-: i get told 2 keep a secret an say nothing knowing full well i cant keep quiet,cos i itch 2 tell someone! So all in all i sound like a snakebite drinking alcoholic,who farts in the bath with a mouth as rank as ghandi's sweaty old flipflop,gossips at others expense an has a fetish for bird crap lovely!!!! lol....
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My Interests

Wot do i say! going out n giving it large... Love my v festival go every year ya gotta camp,like going 2 slammin vinyl with my group of wrong mates,occasional night out 2 fabric or painting my local town red!

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Music:

Now my music taste ranges hugely but for just a few i like pink floyd,oasis,portishead,eminem,lily allen,prodigy,kooks,killers,nirvana,old school,trance,hardcore n drum n bass! The drum n bass influence comes from my bloke he is dnb crazy n plays the decks day n night!!

Movies:

Human traffic is top of my list with classic trainspotting not far behind! South west 9 n acid house r a must 2 watch aswell,Also a good horror wit a bit of gore never goes a miss! Never really understood the whole chick flick thing gotta have raw n gritty films that i relate to!

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Television:

Simpsons n futurama crazy they both have me sitting in stitches,quite keen on charmed shame its finished now,lastly its the soaps hollyoaks,eastenders,emmerdale,corrie n the bill,the soap bug just gets ya!

Books:

Porno by irven welsh,sounds a bit pervy n wrong buts its trainspotting 2,mad,twisted,no holding back n should b a film! Being a nosey bird i do like my autobiographys,Daniella westbrook at the top of my list n Jordon at the bottom...

Heroes:

Gotta be sponge bob square pants oh yes!!! classic mr bean bloody annoying but come on defo a legend,biggest of all del boy say no more............
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