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About Me

Hello there, I'm Nicole.. Apparently a hybrid of Monroe, Dita, Edie and Debbie Harry.
I'm very trampy.. My curtains are currently hanging up with safety pins and I dont brush my hair that often.
If I dislike something I will usually begin the sentence with "I'd rather eat my own face than.."
I still havent found out how I would go about eating my own face.
I am actually going insane; I was sat on the bus a while ago and decided I could turn back time.
Steven thinks I'm going to turn up to Dee's wedding with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a needle hanging out of my arm, yelling "I KNEW YOU'D FUCKING GET MARRIED BEFORE ME!"
I am a grammar Nazi.
I think people who want to change the world are just amazing, because they hate it so much; they're driven to do something about it. I genuinely admire that.
I love Vivienne Westwood and her manifesto, Andy and Edie, my Raybans, painting my hands, going to the pub, dancing like a tit and the smell of Patricia's sexy, hairy face in the morning.
The beautiful miss Emily says this about me:
"i can imagine you wen you grow older, youll have a big house, and a husband with messy hair and who always wears a hat, even in the bath, and yull have vinyls everywhere, and anique perfume bottles on every shelf with ebay dresses hung up, and youll have tea in your garden, but only when it rains, and youll have catss and a parrot."
And the wonderful Mogtastic says:
"Nicole reminds me of a cat. She looks comfortable in lovely outfits that would probably suit me if I was a drag queen. I imagine her being the patsy stone of the next generation. Surviving off nowt but dodgy rollys and stolly. Or if she can't find someone rich to live off, or is in an accident and loses her talent (disputable..) she'll be sat in lime street selling lucky heather and asking people to let her bless their children with her tar laden spit.She makes me smile."
Love it.
I like:
Music. Singing. Laughing until I cry. Dancing like Mick Jagger. Art. Film. Burlesque. Cabaret. Alcohol. Cigarettes. Sexual Innuendos. Boys with Richard Hell looks. Girls with a Debbie Harry shake. Raybans. Trash Glamour. Lipstick. Words you dont hear very often. Forgotten idols. t'Pub. Headphones on the bus. Femme Fatales. Intelligent conversation. False eyelashes. Reading. Polaroids. the Northern Quarter and Afflecks. Nobbly Bobblys.. The word: "Bobbly." Dressing up. Collecting records. Hats. Art Galleries/Museums. Little cafes. Talking to strangers. Hearing people's future plans. My book of thoughts.. Writing stories, plays and poems. Old photos of my beautiful parents. Going on dark walks. Vintage clothes, furniture and trinkets. Memories. Swings, slides and other park lark! Brogues. Leather jackets. Designing clothes. Manchester. London. Psychology. Philosophy. Mods. Thinking. Trying to change the world. Sarcasm. Sociology (learned my OWN way). Marxism. France. Making things for my beautiful friends. the Cornerhouse. the Paranormal. Day trips. Sunshine. Hoarding things. The British seaside and all it's lost glory. Making daisy chains. Finding things on the street and taking them home. Cuppas and Cake. Handmade things. Saying silly things. Gigs gigs gigs. Photography. PARTIES. Repairing stuff. Rollers. Pin-ups. Fantastically interesting people. Thoughtful quotes. Counting my teeth when Roy bores me.. 32 so far. Crudeness. Library square swing dancing. Anything from the 1920s - 1960s, especially the swingin' 60s!

My Interests

"The present reeks of mediocrity and the atom bomb."
- Rene Magritte
I'm currently VERY interested in the theories of Friedrich Nietzsche.

I'd like to meet:

people with venereal diseases. people with drinking problems. people who like beards. people who have no shame.
we can be a long-lost family band.
BONNIE FUCKING TYLER. (and her bright eyes)
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Music:

ALL things 60s (and most 50's), ROCK 'N' ROLL, MOD, psychedelia, rockabilly, GIRLGROUPS (and girls that do garage), freakbeat, garage punk rock, shoegaze, punk and POST-PUNK, new wave, no wave, jazz, blues, swing, surf rock, NORTHERN SOUL, funk, reggae, ska, motown, french ye-ye pop, doo-wop.. those hard-to-find records by one hit wonders.
Some examples:ORANGE JUICE
the troggs
ernie k doe
SCARS
curtis Mayfield
JOE MEEK.
THE SLITS.
lizzy mercier descloux.
SHANGRI-LAS
CHIFFONS.
THE SONICS.
DAVID BOWIE.
faust.
the hollywood flames.
TEDDY AND HIS PATCHES.
THE SMITHS.
siouxsie & the banshees
fe-fi four plus two.
francoise hardy.
the remaining few.
THE KEGGS.
twinkle.
julie london.
the bobbettes.
the birthday party.
the rolling stones.
THE MONKS.
TOOTS & THE MAYTALS.
THE UPSETTERS.
the heartbreakers.
MARTHA REEVES & THE VANDELLAS.
COUNT FIVE.
the fall.
candy and the kisses.
link wray.
the shirelles.
the strollers.
marlene dietrich.
SCREAMING LORD SUTCH.
13th floor elevators.
jackie wilson.
SYLVIE VARTAN.
the specials.
irma thomas.
the music machine.
dusty springfield.
PHIL SPECTOR.
GANG OF FOUR.
betty everett.
the dixiebelles.
the cupcakes.
THE RAINDROPS.
the whyte boots.
cabaret voltaire.
the castaways.
the knickerbockers.
the ramones.
the jesus and mary chain.
FIRE ENGINES.
ELLIE GREENWICH.
the yardbirds.
THE ANGELS.
early floyd.
JOSEF K.
THE CRAMPS.
the jelly beans.
little eva.
the toys.
carl perkins.
THE MUMMIES.
the blue magoos.
THE SEEDS.
AU PAIRS.
THE MISFITS.
we the people.
the pop group.
delta 5.
claudine clark.
noreen corcoran.
clinger sisters.
the creation.
swamp rats.
MAGAZINE.
james white & the blacks.
gene vincent.
the cookies.
the tornados.
arienne poster.
VELVET UNDERGROUND.
the animals.
the clash.
X-RAY SPEX.
joy divison.
RICHARD HELL & THE VOIDOIDS.
THE KINKS.
ELLA FITZGERALD.
leonard cohen.
france gall.
bessie smith.
pleasure seekers.
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART.
nancy sinatra.
etta james.
diane renay.
THE CRYSTALS.
aztec camera.
REPARATA & THE DELRONS.
ann sexton.
shocking blue.
television.
love and arthur lee.
edith piaf.
PiL.
scott walker.
james chance and the contortions.
the zombies.
the ronettes.
blondie.
chuck berry.
the beatles.
can.
the cure.
billie holiday.
glen miller.
the pretty things.
the coasters.
b-52s.
bauhaus.
swell maps.
bernadette castro.
desperate bicycles.
And some modern stuff I'm liking at the moment:
yeah yeah yeahs.
the horrors.
hatcham social.
bright eyes.
test icicles.
belle & sebastian.
laura marling.
ipso facto.
effi briest.
the kills.
amy winehouse.
the long blondes.
mgmt.
white rose movement.
lightspeed champion.
CSS.
arcade fire.
cat power.
the ravonettes.
neil's children.
xx teens.
these new puritans.
electricity in our homes.
franz ferdinand.
the strokes.
80's matchbox.
patrick wolf.
be your own PET.
klaxons.
mystery jets.
soKo.
the five aces.
foals.
the cribs.
florence and the machine.
vampire weekend.
black lips.
black wire.
those dancing days.
vile imbeciles.
the sticks.
a place to bury strangers.
white lies.

Movies:

Amelie
Battle Royale
Natural Born Killers
Pulp Fiction
High Fidelity
Un Chien Andalou
A Clockwork Orange
Donnie Darko
Memento
Cabaret
Ciao! Manhattan
Enduring Love
Some Like It Hot
Stand By Me
Pan's Labyrinth
Breakfast On Pluto
Reservoir Dogs
L'Age D'Or
Institute Benjamenta
Trainspotting
Lost In Translation
Girl, Interupted
The 'Carry On' series..

Television:

is quite tedious.
The Mighty Boosh.
Family Guy.
American Dad.
Peep Show.
That 70's Show
I'm Alan Partridge.
Scrubs.
Any good documentaries.

Books:

The Shining, Carrie, The Picture Of Dorian Grey, 1984, Kathy's Story, Brave New World, Catch 22, Kids In The Riot, Bound Together, Lord Of The Flies, Civilization and it's Discontents, The Metamorphosis, C'est La Vie, Post Secret: Extraordinary Confessions from Ordinary Lives, The Drought, Taschen's Art Books.

Heroes:

My Blog

All my drawing stuff

Is just gonna go in here so I dont have to keep making new blogs.I dont know whether I even like my drawings btw so compliments and criticism are both recieved well :)It's so I can delete them off My ...
Posted by Nicole on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:46:00 PST

New Idols

Have you noticed we don't have those witty, wonderful, beautiful, interesting, talented stars anymore?Instead we get Big Brother contestants and witless comedians who still think racism, sexism and pr...
Posted by Nicole on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST

It's That Special Time Of Year..

When us Westleigh lads go all queer.. It was the last day before the Christmas holidays today and even though we didnt have to go in due to study leave, a lot of us decided to go in and have a bo...
Posted by Nicole on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:44:00 PST