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Maybe

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

My Interests

Time and dinosaurs, mostly.
Oh! and bioctal base systems of course. img src="http://drawn.ca/wordpress/wp-content/images/peaceposter .jpg"

I'd like to meet:

"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing." Oscar Wilde

Music:

Anyone who plays a good show for under $5.

Movies:

I have a never ending faith that the next horror film I rent will be a good one.

Television:

Lost is the only show I watch religiously.

Books:

"The Garlic Ballads" among others.

Heroes:

Godzilla, his posse,
and St. Anthony.

My Blog

A Hero Among Us

BERLIN - An unusually aggressive squirrel attacked three people in a German town before its last victim finished it off with a crutch, police said Wednesday.The rodent jumped through a living-room win...
Posted by Maybe on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:04:00 PST

See the Crazy Man? He's a Squirrel Lover.

TEL AVIV, Israel, June 10 A Israeli man has been indicted on arson charges for allegedly torching another man's motorbike because he wouldn't hand over his pet squirrel.Anton Surami, 25, of Ramat Gan ...
Posted by Maybe on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:47:00 PST

They Are After Our Children

SAN JOSESquirrel attacks 3 at schoolMarisa Lagos, Chronicle Staff WriterThursday, May 10, 2007A squirrel went on the attack in a San Jose elementary school Wednesday, bloodying an 11-year-old girl and...
Posted by Maybe on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:47:00 PST

a plague descends

Last Update: Tuesday, May 22, 2007. 12:00pm (AEST)Plague monkey dies in US zooColorado health and zoo officials say a Denver Zoo monkey has died of bubonic plague, apparently after eating a squirrel s...
Posted by Maybe on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:49:00 PST

What can I even say?

The other day I received this email : "Who's the jerk Kyle? He showed what looks like a video of shooting a squirrel. That was totally sick and evil. I am a proud squirrel enthusiast and I detest all...
Posted by Maybe on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:12:00 PST

More on the War

Squirrels Attack People in Park Associated Pressposted: 11 August 200610:23 am ET WINTER PARK, Fla. (AP) -- Several people attacked by a squirrel at Central Park said they had one word for the anim...
Posted by Maybe on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST

Part II

Man vs. Squirrel An original true story, written by a Battalion Fire Chief in a Mississippi town. EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH I never dreamed that slowly cruising on my motorcycle thr...
Posted by Maybe on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:03:00 PST

Part I (of why I am not insane)

Russian Squirrel Pack 'Kills Dog' Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report. Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the blac...
Posted by Maybe on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:45:00 PST

Part ZRRM

Why does a blender need to have 13 speeds? That is more speeds then my car. Somehow this seems just ridiculous...
Posted by Maybe on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:28:00 PST

Part kW

I bet the discovery of electricity was far more of a shock to Ben Franklin than history likes to admit.  ZAP!
Posted by Maybe on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:19:00 PST