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Tony D

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -Voltaire

About Me

I spin until I can't spin anymore. I stop spinning. I wobble and feel a little sick. But, I can still feel it under my feet: the ground. I'm too dizzy. I can't stand. I fall. I fall to the ground fast like it's pulling me close, like it's holding me tight, like it won't let go. I lie on my side. Everything shifts and swirls. I've spun far away... I look and see the dark, crashing ocean. I wait until I feel still again. I stand. Then I run. I run hard. I see it and I want it. I want to get close to it. I reach it. I jump right into it. The churning spinning crashing thrashing salty sweaty love of it. This is me, I think. This is me in it. From Bruiser, by Ian Chorao

My Interests

avante garde, kitch, baseball, billards, destroying the right-wing, diversity, global politics, Japanese food, romantics, Thai food, camping, working out, paintball, Zen, critical theory, spicy foods, sweet stuff, sweet people
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 20% Conservative, 80% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

I'd like to meet:

a variety of people with good hygiene. =P Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 95% Green Lantern 90% Batman 80% Iron Man 70% Superman 70% Robin 65% Catwoman 65% Hulk 55% Supergirl 50% Wonder Woman 40% The Flash 40% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Music:

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Movies:

Team America, What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?, LOTR Trilogy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Amelie, American Beauty, Deliverence, The Color Purple, 28 Days Later, Princess Mononoke, Starship Troopers, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Spirited Away, Female Trouble

Books:

Greg Everett's _Screaming at the Wall, Stephen Chbosky's _Perks of Being A Wallflower, Ian Chorao's _Bruiser_, Carl Jung's _Man and His Symbols, Peter S. Beagle's _A Fine and Private Place_, Nietzsche's _Beyond Good and Evil, Use and Abuse of History_

Heroes:

Carl Jung, Voltare, Ralph Wiggum, Jean-Paul Sartre, Cyndi Lauper, Counter-Culture Activist, bell hooks, my friends

My Blog

I’ve got fans!

Out of no where, a guy messaged me and told me he used to read my Livejournal every day, and he still has some files on his computer concerning things I wrote years ago- he particularly liked my conve...
Posted by Tony D on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:58:00 PST

I’m CRAZY

I decided what I wanna go to grad school for- Social/Case Work. I wanna help lil’ juvies get their life back on track. =P What have I been up to? Going crazy and working on a trip to India for y...
Posted by Tony D on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST

Friday

It was a magical night having 3 great friends with me, dancing, and having a silly time at the same place. It's close to impossible to get 2 in the same spot, but 3 of them? I was pretty manic and fel...
Posted by Tony D on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:45:00 PST

Distractions From Work

The paper-white moon hangs in the sky across from a single star; you would think it midnight, but it's 6:00 in the god-damn morning and I got to work an hour early because I have shit-loads of follow ...
Posted by Tony D on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:55:00 PST

Autumn Tunes

During my lunch break, I went to Virgin Records for more blank CDs- I ran out on Sunday, burning some tunes for Brian. I love giving the gift of music to friends. Often, I put together a mix of tunes ...
Posted by Tony D on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:18:00 PST

Quoted the Tony,

Unlike you sickos, I had no one to cuddle with last night. Instead, by candle light, I text messaged Edgar Allan Poe poems to random people. I thought it rather clever, mixing old-world craft (the can...
Posted by Tony D on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:28:00 PST

Ludicrous Social Experiment

"Would you slip on a chicken wing for me?"- This is the question I asked several people and the responses have been fairly positive. I shall discuss what I'm trying to prove with my question at a fur...
Posted by Tony D on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:17:00 PST

What?

Butterflies barf in my stomach and there's a toilet seat, disguised as a falling star, aimed at my head!What's it all mean?! You tell me!
Posted by Tony D on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:58:00 PST

Go Or Go Ahead

Thank you for this bitter knowledgeGuardian angels who left me strandedIt was worth it, feeling abandonedMakes one hardened but what has happened to loveYou got me writing lyrics on postcardsThen in t...
Posted by Tony D on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:57:00 PST

Gay Pride Begins

I stood out late last night and now I am going to pay for it; a couple of friends were smart enough to take today and Monday off to celebrate Gay Pride. Perhaps cynical, but I see Pride as an excuse t...
Posted by Tony D on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:18:00 PST