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kellyCUNTeyes

born to be cheap

About Me



kill everyone now
condone first degree murder
advocate cannibalism
eat shit
filth is my politics
filth is my life



My Interests

dirty deeds done dirt cheap, feline biological warfare, debauchery, the mighty pachycephalasaurus, decopage, chi chi bitch haircut, marijuana, being morally bankrupt, family dinners, bela lugosi, the elderly, blueberry flavored ice coffee, siamese twins, riddles and lies, voodoo magic, trash picking, sweet cherubs sent from heaven, tattoos, halloween, keeping the hedges trimmed, choosing mobility, blanket forts, ramen noodles, alcohol induced bulimia, are you for 86?, kickball, themed parties, cheap thrills, perfection, Meatcake, photo sessions, filthy crimes, zombies, witty comebacks, really big hair, peeing in public, mind control, drinking pbr the shower, not being at work, ridiculous makeup, not having a car, hostile takeovers, adderol induced art

I'd like to meet:


morally bankrupt dinosaur fanatics

Music:

rasputina, nile, guns n roses, ACDC, with honor, undying, blood for blood, siouxsie and the banshees, isis, as i lay dying, nirvana, stone temple pilots, robbie roadsteamer, billy joel, lunachicks, johnny cash, faith no more, butthole surfers, mates of state, between the buried and me, tristania, smashing pumpkins, queen, unearth, michael jackson, hole, nine inch nails, bikini kill, beyond the sixth seal, dead milkmen, supertramp, oingo boingo, x ray spex, tool, the red chord, gwar, beatles, limpwrist, simon and garfunkle, circle of dead children, vision of disorder.......lots more

Movies:

female trouble
pink flamingos
the lost skeleton of cadavra
nightmare on elm street
tales from the dark side
creepshow 2
sleepaway camp
friday the 13th
silent night deadly night part 2
the people under the stairs

fear and loathing in las vegas
sleepy hollow
the fifth element
12 monkeys
desperate living
braveheart
the mangler
anything involving zombies
jurassic park
natural born killers
the lost world
anything involving Danny Trejo or Karen Black

Television:

carnivale

law and order
cops
scrubs
roseanne
unsolved mysteries
OZ
i love new york
adult swim
strangers with candy
dexter

Books:

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
Jitterbug Perfume
100 Years of Solitude
Jurassic Park
Lullaby
Haunted
Pimp
Prozac Nation
The Lost World
Monster
Interview With a Vampire
Invisible Monsters
Still Life of a Woodpecker

Heroes:



Blood for Blood

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Cha $$ also known as Ghostface Chilla but most commonly known as Cha Cha died last night. Cha Cha was a good chinchilla. Sure he partied and lived a life of crime and debauchery, but it was always in good fun. Cha Cha brought joy and terror to those around him as he ruled the streets as leader of the melrose crime syndicate. Though his attachments to the chinchilla mob were sometimes brutal, he will be missed and eternally adored by his millions of fans. During this time of sorrow,I ask you all to remember Cha Cha as he was in life. A brave, strong, handsome, rambunctious, precious little angel.R.I.P. Cha Cha Chinchilla b. March 2005 d. June 1, 2007