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HELLO CLARISSE

I'm Gonna Live Forever, Baby Remember My Name

About Me

Bonjour. Je M'Appelle Lyndsay Clarisse. Comment Vous Appellez-vous? I can honestly tell you that you will never meet anyone like me! I am truly unique. I am extremely close to my family, and am very grateful for that. Mum is my best friend. I have many ranges of emotion, I will do almost anything to bring a smile to someone's face. I love being around my friends and family. I love seeing people laugh and smile, and knowing I put it there, great feeling! but if you piss me off, you will be sorry! I am 24, from Massachusetts. Suburb of Boston. Like the Fabulous Bee Gee's song. I go to college part time. Ultimately, I would like to go into nursing. I would love to work with Cancer patients or the elderly. I know I could make a difference in their lives. My birthday is November 18th. I am a HUGE fan of Professional Bull Riding (PBR). Cord McCoy is my favorite, and I met him at a bull riding event. Yeah, he is most handsome! I absolutely love motorcycles and hope to own one someday. I've been told I look like Kellie Martin, Sherry Stringfield, Mariska Hargitay and Nicole Sullivan. I have a fabulous sense of humor that brings joy to many people and I wouldn't have it any other way. I love to laugh and make people laugh. It was always my dream to be a famous comedianne. One of the first things I look for in a person, any person, is their sense of humor. Those who take it as a great compliment when people call you weird! Wasn't it Roger Rabbit Who Said "If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead!". I have very good values and morals in life, and for that I am proud. I am very close to my family. My grandmother and great aunt mean more to me than anyone else ever could. They are both in Heaven now, but are with me in spirit 24/7. I am Left-handed. My name is spelled with a Y, not an I. Please remember that. I have ADD and Anxiety and get horrible panic attacks. I have a paralyzing fear of vomitting. I utterly enjoy thunder and lightning. I like to talk. I like to listen. I have a thing for coats and shoes. I HEART swimming when its pitch black. I have a strong dislike for cheerleaders. May is my favorite month. I am good at pushing peoples' buttons. I am Laearning the beautiful French language. If you don't like me than you honestly have a problem. I DON'T do drugs. I smoke cigarettes. I hate it, but quitting is so hard. You can only understand if you are a fellow smoker. You guys know what I mean. I do not enjoy people who I add as friends and they do not leave me comments. Leave me comments! On my pictures too yo! Please message me and tell me why you want to add me. I'm not a friend whore and I could give a Shit Less about your band. Oh yeah, I also know how to save a life. BOURNE JOURNEE!
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My Interests

KARAOKE, Sleeping, All my FABULOUS friends - A lot of my good friends live far away, and I love our visits! Spending time with my family, Mum, Memories of Mammy, Doris, and Unforgettable Reba. Eating Good Food, Bowling (Big Balls), The Boston Bruins, Red Sox, Driving around blasting and singing good music, Running Around With My Dog Reba, Professional Bull Riding, Motorcycles, White Water Rafting, Road Trips, Bon Fires, Board Games, Sketch Comedy, Playin' Cards, Charades, Pool, Pinball, Air Hockey, Ping Pong, Singing, Hugging and Cuddling, Midnight Swims in the ocean, Miniature Golf, Salem Willows, Ghost Stories, Sledding, making snow angels, Bars (Everywhere from $10 Martini places to hole in the wall dives) Midori Sours, Miller High Life, Sam Summer, Good Wine or Cheap Wine - Depending on How I feel, Chocolate, Pineapple, Benson & Hedges Light 100's, Peach Iced Tea from Au Bon Pain, ART (Thomas Kinkade, Vincent Van Gogh). Photo's, scrapbooking, making albums, Wearing Tiaras andcowbpy hats, jewelry, The ocean (Marblehead, Gloucester, York Beach ME, Jersey Shore) Collecting water globes and shot glasses, New Jersey, Connecticut, Covered bridges in New Hampshire, Having a good time and laughing it up. Gilda Radner Kirstie Alley Nicole Sullivan Cord McCoy (I met him!) Bitty Schram Kevin James Lucille Ball Mariska Hargitay Chris Meloni Judge Marilyn Milian Tracey Ullman Tim Wakefield Facts Of Life Girls

I'd like to meet:

I love uniquely funny people. One rule though...BE YOURSELF, NOT INTO YOUSELF. Looking for NICE people to talk to, male or female. Assholes Need Not Apply! I want make some good, lasting frinedships with quality people. A wise woman once told me "You can never have too many friends." It's true. I'm looking for people who share the same interests as me. Be a genuine person, make me laugh as hard as I make you laugh. It's cool to talk about different things I like, I'd love to meet people with some of the same interests as me. We are very rare! Please be honest and genuine. I'd also like to meet people who would be willing to pay me for making jokes. Thank you, have a nice day. Now for the talents and celebs....Estelle Getty, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Bea Arthur, Gilda Radner, All the professional bull riders, along with bulls Cooper, Reindeer Dippin, Chicken on a Chain, and of course, Copperhead slinger.....Nicole Sullivan, Mr. Fred Rogers, Barbara Bush, George Bush Sr, Delta Burke, Tracey Ullman, Kevin James, Minnie Driver, Jerry Stiller, Bette Midler, Cord McCoy (I already met him though), Jean Driscoll, Uta Pippig, Tim Wakefield, Martha Stewart, Whoopie Goldberg, Mariska Hargitay, Sherry Stringfield, Tina Turner, Judge Marilyn Milian, Stephnie Weir, Carroll O'Connor, Jean Stapleton, Lucille Ball, Valerie Harper, Mother Teresa, Shari Lewis, Walt Disney, ABBA, Donna Summer, Joe Pesci, Bruce Willis, Dr. Seuss, Owen Wilson, Candice Bergen, Bitty Schram, Tony Danza, Kristin Davis, Liz Claiborne, Bill Murray, Sally Struthers.......And lots more!
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Music:

ABBA - BEST BAND EVER! Oldies, Showtunes, Girl Groups, Classical, 80's, Jazz, Big Bands, Disney, Bette Midler, Pat Benetar, Tina Turner, Queen, R.E.M., Debbie Harry & Blondie, The Beatles, Elvis Presley, Ricky Nelson, U2, Billy Joel, The Supremes, Simon and Garfunkal, Donna Summer, Chicago, Sarah Brightman, America, B.B. King, Ray Charles, Patti Page, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Etta James, REO Speedwagon, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Journey, John Denver, Kelly Clarkson, Bonnie Tyler, The Judds, Count Basie, Ella Fitzgerald, Bob Marley, Lesley Gore, (OLD)Madonna, The Eagles, Patsy Cline, Bonnie Rait, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Ronnie Spector & The Ronnettes, Cyndi Lauper, Spanky And Our Gang, Fifth Dimension, Spike Jones Orhcestra, Led Zepplin, Sheryl Crow, Duran Duran, Rosemary Clooney, Nirvana, Faith Hill, Melissa Etherige, Melissa Manchester, Tracey Ullman, Gilda Radner, The Bee Gees, Sonny and Cher, Cher on her own, LeAnn Rimes, Tiny Tim, Andy Williams

Movies:

Disney - Cinderella, Snow White, Jungle Book, Lady And The Tramp, 101 Dalmations, Alice In Wonderland, The Little Mermaid, Meet The Robinsons. What About Bob?, Look Who's Talking, 'Clifford' ~ ("Someone tried to touch my No-No special place!"), Beautiful, Madhouse, Hanky Panky, My Cousin Vinny, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Sister Act, National Lampoon Vacation movies, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, A League Of Their Own, Robin Hood; Men In Tights, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Fried Green Tomatoes, The Wizard of Oz, Beaches, Steel Magnolias, Terms of Endearment, The Evening Star, The Sixth Sense, Connie And Carla, The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, My Blue Heaven, Trapped In Paradise, Purfume; Portrait of a Murderer, White Chicks, What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, Uncle Buck, Planes, Trains, And Automobiles, The Odd Couple, Bogus, 40 Year Old Virgin, Napoleon Dynamite, Don't Tell Mom The Baby Sitter's Dead, Serial Mom, Sibling Rivalry, Grumpy Old Men, Coneheads, Big Fish, Batman, Batman Returns, Superman 2, Dumb And Dumber, Heavenly Creatures, Hairspray, Live Nude Girls, A Christmas Story, Home Alone, Girl Interrupted, The Witches, Mrs. Winterbourne, The Nutty Professor, The Witches of Eastwick, The Fourth Floor, One Hour Photo, Problem Child 1 & 2, Mrs. Doubtfire, Kidnergarten Cop, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, First Wives Club, Hocus Pocus, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2; Secret of the Ooze, Tommy Boy, Plain Truth, Mommie (No Wire Hangers) Dearest, Mildred Pierce, Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? African Queen, Snakepit, LIFETIME movies.

Television:

THE GOLDEN GIRLS! Classic Saturday Night Live, LAW AND ORDER; SVU, King of Queens, Professional Bull Riding events, OZ, COPS, MAD tv (Mostly The N.S. Years), Facts of Life, Professional Bull Riding, MONK (Pre the unfortunate leaving of Bitty Schram) I Love Lucy, Rhoda, Alfred Hitchcock, All In The Family, Still Standing, Intervention, Mary Tyler Moore, Maude, Nurses, Empty Nest, Designing Women, Punky Brewster, Keeping Up Appearences, Mama's Family, Autopsy, Intimate Portrait, ER, Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, Lambchops Play-a-long, The Nanny, Peoples Court with Judge Marilyn Milian, Suddenly Susan, Tracey Ullman Show, Tracey Takes On, Mostly Anything on Discovery Health. GAME SHOWS - Match Game, Family Fued, Love Connection, Password, Friend or Foe, Press Your Luck. Shows I watch with my Dad...Unsolved Mysteries, Crocodile Hunter, Rescue 911, Worlds Scariest Police Chases.

Books:

It's Always Something by Gilda Radner, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Catcher in the Rye, Shes Come Undone, Eve Wasn't A Size 6 And Neither Am I by Delta Burke, Barbara Bushes Autobiography. People, and Life magazines. The Boston Herald, especially the obituaries, and Dear Abby...I think it's now Ask Amy

Heroes:

MY GREAT AUNT DORIS, YOU WERE MY ROCK, MY MENTOR, MY BEST FRIEND, MY HERO. Like you said, we will always be together! I love you! Doris Cecilia Mailloux - December 18 1929 - July 28, 2005MY GRANDMOTHER MAMMY. YOU WERE MY BEST PAL, MY TV WATCHING BUDDY, MY FRIEND, MY OUTLET, MY IDOL. You still make me laugh, and I love you always! Rita Doris MacDonald - December 31, 1921 - April 18, 2006My Mother Denise, Amy, My Friends, Gilda Radner, Bette Midler, Mr. Rogers, Shari Lewis, Barbara Bush, Nicole Sullivan, Tracey Ullman, Lucille Ball, Martha Stewart, Jackie Finley, Oh, and Mrs. Garrett and Edith Bunker....and all the other Ladies of Comedy I failed to mention. People who have to face sickness and have the courage to triumph through it. Last, but not least, the woman how have been making me laugh since I was a little girl....these fabulous ladies..

My Blog

I MISS YOU MAMMY

Hi Everyone! This is one of those "sad, but I needed to write it" blogs. It's been 4 months today that Mammy has been gone. I miss her so much, and it hurts more than anything. I wanted...
Posted by HELLO CLARISSE on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:55:00 PST

The Beach Can Be Painful!

Hi Everyone! Had a very interesting day! My friend got me up at 9 AM to go to the beach with her in Gloucester. We get off the highway, and there is bumper to bumper traffic. Then,...
Posted by HELLO CLARISSE on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST

Motherly Love

OK, let me start of my saying....when I was a little girl, my mother always used to sing me that song, "You Are My Sunshine" and I HATED it, I'd put my hand over her mouth and always tell her to ...
Posted by HELLO CLARISSE on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST

Mammy (My Gramma) Heaven's Newest Angel

Hi all, been a rough month for me with Mum going away, she got home safetly, Thank God. However, many of you have heard me talking about Mammy, my grandmother that was one of the closest people to me....
Posted by HELLO CLARISSE on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:22:00 PST

My Weekend In The Florida Sun

It all started last Thursday. Woke up early, excited and still a nervous wreck, getting ready to fly to Florida to meet my friends Lisa and Jamie (numbers 1 and 7 on my Top 8) for the weekend. Saturda...
Posted by HELLO CLARISSE on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:10:00 PST

DORIS - Happy 1st Birthday In Heaven

As most of you know, I was extremely close to my great aunt Doris who died earlier this year. I wanted to post a blog aknowloging what would be her 76th birthday today. I miss her so much, and the hol...
Posted by HELLO CLARISSE on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 04:34:00 PST

Mum's 50th Birthday 4-8-05 - Karaoke Queens

Hey everyone. I wanted to let you all know about the awesomest night in history! My Mum's 50th birthday, Friday, April 8th. Her and 2 of her friends, and me and some of mine went karaoking. Thank you ...
Posted by HELLO CLARISSE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boo To Shingles!

Hi People People. Sad news. I have Shingles!!! As some of you know, I have been having severe back pain for the last 4 or 5 days. Ya know how you can tell the difference between an ache or pain or if ...
Posted by HELLO CLARISSE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Birthday Kirstie Alley!

Today is Kirstie Alley's 54th, yes, that's right, 54th Birthday. Holla out to my girl for lookin' that good! Everyone that knows me will admit (sadly) that I have been wishing Kirstie a happy birthday...
Posted by HELLO CLARISSE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy 83rd Mammy!

Hey All. December 31st. To me, this would be the best day out of all 365 to have a birthday, everyone celebrates it! Since a lot of you seem to like that pic of me and Mammy, I thought it nice to tell...
Posted by HELLO CLARISSE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST