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Dyke Vader

i believe douchebag is the appropriate term.

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My Blog

read only if you really want to vomit.

  you see that girl? yeah, the one right there...... thats her. thats the one. she's the one that made me fall in love with her, and you know what? i couldnt be happier. every day i find anothe...
Posted by Dyke Vader on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:50:00 PST

california rain

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Posted by Dyke Vader on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:11:00 PST

wish list.

- i want a girl who feels that sneakers are appropriate footwear for all occasions.   - i want a girl who is not afraid to go to the store in her pajamas.   - i want a girl who would rather ...
Posted by Dyke Vader on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:28:00 PST

ctrl alt del

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friendSomewhere along in the bitternessAnd I would have stayed up with you all nightHad I known how to save a life   the 20th of this month marks one year since t...
Posted by Dyke Vader on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:01:00 PST

sloganized....

theres only one dyke vader.   promise her everything, give her dyke vader.   just do dyke vader.   the world is dyke vader's marketplace.   half the dyke vader, all the taste. &nbs...
Posted by Dyke Vader on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:33:00 PST

i have a theory.....

well, the news is in.... and the diagnosis isnt looking very promising.  i'm dying...... most likely within the month. i can fucking see the coroner's report now..... CAUSE OF DEATH: spontaneous ...
Posted by Dyke Vader on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:03:00 PST

soda? chips? cookies?

my overactive imagination is pretty much the only thing that keeps me sane while held captive in sandwich hell. i spend most of my time thinking about anything and everything but what i'm doing.... it...
Posted by Dyke Vader on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:52:00 PST

i love them when i'm sober too!!!

sometimes you meet the most fantastic people in your life by complete accident.  i have no idea how i got stuck with them, but everyday i thank whatever threw me into the topsy-turvy mix. i...
Posted by Dyke Vader on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:56:00 PST

i'm thinking....

well, tonight i decided to stay in.... for the first night in almost a week.  my bed missed me and although i enjoyed spending time with my friends, a night to myself will probably do me goo...
Posted by Dyke Vader on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:01:00 PST

disclaimer

i say a lot of retarded things. most of the time i dont put alot of thought into the things i say.... or write. if you read something in my blogs that you think might be about you, you're probably wro...
Posted by Dyke Vader on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:02:00 PST