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Your Future Ex Husband

I BELIEVE IN LONG, SLOW, DEEP, SOFT, WET KISSES THAT LAST THREE DAYS.

About Me

I'm in Oak Harbor, WA!! yay. Oak Harbor. So I think I've found someplace that is even more boring than Bremerton, WA. At least there's a Jack in the Box and a Wal-Mart, or else I'd have to live on base, cause there would be no town. Bought my house over a year ago and love living in something I'm gonna own someday. (ok, so I'm not gonna ever OWN it, but I'll make MONEY off it before I move! lol) What the hell you wanna know? I'm boring and rich... wanna make out?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone with big fake boobs and no job. She has to have over 300 people on their MySpace Friend's list and really only talk to 5 of them. She'll want to golddig all my money out from under me and sleep with all my friends. And if you believe that, I have some ocean front property in Iowa for sale cheap!The truth is, a great personality and sense of humor go a long way with me. Looks? Not all THAT important, but I'm not going to lie when I say that we have to be attracted to each other, otherwise, you'd make me sick and kissing with puke breath sucks!!!

Music:

This is hilarious, even if you have no idea what D&D is...hahaha ..

Movies:

A special gift, just for you baby...Dick in a box

Television:

Sorry if you own a Mac, but this just about sums it up...

Books:

I'm taking dancing lessons... just remember... I'll be Makin' the Pizza...

Heroes:

These ladies are adding a new deck to my house, thought I'd tape'em doin' it for insurance purposes... Satisfaction - Benny Benassi
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