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About Me


i'm convinced, that my life is too surreal. that i'm not truly living it, but watching through someone elses eyes as they live it for me
i'm a body piercer, by day and a DJ, by night. I'm also a synthesist/keyboardist, on weekends and holidays!
frequently i am found to be drunker than a department store santa
i have the attention span of a goldfish
i used to think my life had direction and the older i get the more i realize i was wrong...i wish that life were black and white but no matter how hard i try mine always seems to operate in shades of gray
i smoke too much, i drink too much, i complain quite a bit
drunker than a departmentstore santa
i'm convinced, that my life is too surreal. that i'm not truely living it, but watching through someone elses eyes as they live it for me
i have the attention span of a goldfish
i have the attention span of a goldfish and a heart thats as useful as an albatross...i used to think my life had direction and the older i get the more i realize i was wrong...i wish that life were black and white but no matter how hard i try mine always seems to operate in shades of gray
i smoke too much, i drink too much, i complain quite a bit
im a dj for hire and a full time body piercer
if i'm tired(which is always) or drunk, don't be surprised if i come across like an incoherent moron!

My Interests

painkillers
zombie movies
melodica

I'd like to meet:

people, who like things, stuff, and widgets. fans of, designer toys, and clothes, horror movies, david lynch, synthesizers, grindcore, robots, and/or knife fiting zombie hookers.

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Music:

neurosis genshis tron the vss men's recovery project zao pig destroyer tsol i am x matt & kim lady soverign aphex twin

My Blog

zooomr...and my portfolio are both linked in here

100_1271 Hosted on Zooomr...
Posted by your poetry is terrible so's yer myspace name! on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

odd facts about me

      this is all gabbys fault So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird things or habits about yourself. In the end, you need to choos...
Posted by your poetry is terrible so's yer myspace name! on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:01:00 PST

writing autographs with my teeth

so i take my want for chaos back i think a more orderly life would be much desired at this point...i also wish there were more time in the day...i feel like i'm socially on the mend and making up for ...
Posted by your poetry is terrible so's yer myspace name! on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:39:00 PST

notable quotable 1

nothing will make a father and son closer than the truth about the decapitated hooker in the living room
Posted by your poetry is terrible so's yer myspace name! on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:30:00 PST

mysteries abound

alas the more i think i understand life the more things escape me...i am intrigued and baffled shocked and alla round awed if things weren't so fun they'd be incredibly akward...i have no fucking clue...
Posted by your poetry is terrible so's yer myspace name! on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 01:23:00 PST

raspberry traction arm

oh me oh my...what to discuss...hmmp i'm on hour 26 of a r.e.m. sleep fast(yay for insomnia)which is all well and good excluding the fact that i lost my train of thought 76 times between 3 and 4...but...
Posted by your poetry is terrible so's yer myspace name! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

chances are ?

my away message says it best..."why do i get the feeling that when this is all said and done...i going to wish i could pay to have this nightmare erased from my memory....too bad i'm not jim carey and...
Posted by your poetry is terrible so's yer myspace name! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

best game ever!!!!

pompeisurprise [2:48 PM]: mmmm IxHEARTxMONEY [2:48 PM]: hmmm pompeisurprise [2:51 PM]: space pompeisurprise [2:51 PM]: ... IxHEARTxMONEY [2:51 PM]: the final frontier pompeisurprise [2:...
Posted by your poetry is terrible so's yer myspace name! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nobody really reads these things do they?

i'm just wondering ?
Posted by your poetry is terrible so's yer myspace name! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

detect it do do no goin in you tell me do things i done runnin pork chop sandwiches fuck we're all dead

*burp*
Posted by your poetry is terrible so's yer myspace name! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST