Squidward Tentacles

I am here for Friends

About Me

I live in a peaceful neighborhood. I wish!! I have two annoying neighbors, both on either side of me. SpongeBob and Patrick. Those two get on my last nerve. Anyway, I play the clarinet and I guess I'm pretty good. I would be better but I have two barnicle heads living next to me. People don't like me much cause I'm always in a grumpy mood. I bet you can guess why. I work for Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krabs.

My Interests

My interests are playing the clarinet and finding a new home.

I'd like to meet:

No one.

Music:

I like the soft, peaceful music. If it's the clarinet it's even better.

Movies:

I don't watch movies.

Television:

I don't watch television.

Books:

I love books. I have too many to name. I know a great one though. It's called, "How to Kill a Sponge..."

Heroes:

Myself.